Marathon all of Nick Cage’s movies.
Brush my teeth after drinking a nice, tall glass of orange juice.
Marathon all of Nick Cages movies.
God & Man
Write a 20 page essay analyzing every one.
Get my wisdom teeth removed.
Without taking any drugs.
God & Man
Sing karaoke in front of a group of drunk, judgmental frat boys.
Hold a conversation with a group of drunk, judgmental frat boys.
Text every boy Ive ever had a thing with, Hey, u up???
Get a tattoo of the Chinese symbol for water on my neck.
Get every inch of my body waxed.
Go to every one of those doctor appointments all in a row.
Listen to a club remix of one of Donald Trumps speeches.
Listen to some dude have a go at explain my own profession to me.
Wear shitty lipstick that smears all over your face.
Wear a bra every second of the day, even when I go to sleep.
DiscussInfinite Jestwith someone I just met in a coffee shop.
Sit in rush hour traffic.
Discuss the pay gap with a meninest.
Re-watch the final season of How I Met Your Mother.
Pretend I dont think Ted Mosby is insufferable.
Give up chocolate for a year.
Give up coffee for a day.
Pay for Tinder plus.
Write an article about all the things Id rather do than deal with modern dating.
