“I have zero interest in food.
However, it was Braugher who made Captain Holt so believable.
No other actor could have played him as perfectly as Braugher.
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Captain Holt has some of the most hilarious lines inBrooklyn Nine-Nineprecisely because of his robotic, deadpan delivery.
Its what makes Captain Holt so iconic in the first place.
Here are Captain Holts nine most hilarious lines in Brooklyn Nine-Nine, ranked.
(Warning: Spoilers ahead!)
I have zero interest in food.
Season 2, Episode 9 The Road Trip
Like, sir???
YOU TOOK THE WRONG FLUFFY BOY!
When Jake releases Cheddar from the perps car, Jake is kidnapped as a result.
7.I will slit you both open from mouth to anus and wear you like jackets.
And every year, they go overboard betraying one another hoping to win.
Yes, I wish it were tan.
Captain Holt, on the color of the sky.
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Captain Holt enlists Gina to help him make the movie.
Gina Linetti:Would you tell the sky to stop being so blue?
Captain Holt:Yes I wish it were tan.
Holt:Its my favorite color.
Peralta, Santiago, you will be happy to know that I did not erase the server.
But sad to know that Knox caught on, and is now holding me at gunpoint.
As it turns out, the hacker was with them all alongLieutenant Knox.
4.Are you saying my life matters less because I dont conform to societys heteronormative, child-centric ideals?
Season 5, Episode 1 The Big House Pt.
The two argue over who will take on this task.
So, thank you.
While her friends accept her exactly as she is, her family does not.
To support Rosa, Jake throws together a game night with the squad.
Season 4, Episode 8 Skyfire Cycle
Obviously this is the best Captain Holt quote ever.
They cannot agree on who is right (its Kevin).
When she tells this to Holt…well.
It does not go well in the most hilarious way possible.
