Five years ago, on March 1, 2019,A Madea Family Funeralpremiered.
You mess with me, Ill whoop your ass so bad, your clothes will come back in style.
Oh, I dont wanna hear no more Amens.
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Im gonna say amen one more time, Im gonna be in the casket with you.
You gonna get your butt whooped and be baptized all in the same day.
Wont he do it?
Oh, Lord, why am I still talking?
The more I talk, the more Im finna curse.
Im Madea, the judge, the jury, and the executioner.
Thats a lethal combination, aint it?
Im just a jacked-up mess, a Cadillac with a flat tire.
I dont have a lot of years left, so Im gonna get real comfortable with saying no.
Oh, Lord, thats gonna be a big funeral.
Thats a lot of meals to make.
I just had a sudden vision of a chicken trying to pick up a biscuit.
She dont know her name half the time.
Half the time, she dont know mine.
This is not a conversation; its a monologue.
Im getting too old for this.
I aint got time to be playing I Spy with the Grim Reaper.
You cant ride two horses with one behind.
And if you might, you need a wider saddle.
Dont mess with me.
Im trying to keep Jesus on the mainline and the devil on the sideline.
I aint trying to win no popularity contest.
Im trying to win an afterlife contest.
And I will, too.
I aint got no patience for this.
My tolerance done packed up and moved away.
Im so mad, I could dropkick a rainbow.
