Its one of the worst movies ever made, and thats why we love it.
What is this place?
It looks like Catwomans litter box.
Faune Chambers Watkins, Kal Penn, Adam Campbell, and Jayma Mays in Epic Movie (2007) | IMDb
Im sorry, Im so weak when it comes to dairy products.
Gather round, children.
He went to the store to buy a loaf of bread.
But little did he know, the store was possessed by the devil!
You are the weakest link.
Its like a castle from those video games I played when I was a kid.
You know, the ones where youre a plumber and you save the princess.
I have a feeling were not in Kansas anymore.
Oh wait, wrong movie.
Ill never let go, Jack.
All Ive seen is a bunch of junk.
You smell like a turd covered in burnt hair.
We are now in the beautiful land of Gnarnia.
Im a peacock, you gotta let me fly!
I am Morpheus, the lord of dreams.
But there is only one dream I cannot control: the dream of love.
It was like a magic trick, but with money instead of rabbits!
I am the White Bitch, and I can do whatever the f*** I want!
You have the right to remain silent.
Anything you say can and will be misquoted and then used against you.
I wonder if its like The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe!
