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Updated 5 months ago,December 1, 2024
Dean Forester
Youre into Hallmark movies.
Youre loyal and are a thoughtful gift-giver.
Golden retrievers are your favorite dog and possibly your favorite animals.
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Youre really into scarves.
Youre a thinker and youve prided yourself on your taste and philosophy for a long time without reward.
You probably judged the cheerleaders in high school.
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You think Adam Drivers pretty hot.
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Wouldnt it be nice if things were easier?
Youve worked hard and the returns youve seen are less than proportionate.
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You like grand romantic gestures, rags to riches stories, and true crime about cults.
Banter is an essential element in your foreplay.
You thought about impulse dyeing your hair one time, but chickened out.
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Being straightforward is your M.O.
You like starting projects but not finishing them.
you’re gonna wanna be rescued less than you think you do.
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You like to have certainty in a partners affection and uncertainty in their behavior.
You wore a leather jacket as a teenager to be edgy.
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You have a bad relationship with your family.
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Youre drawn to self-sufficiency, sincerity, and warmth.
You have a more than passing interest in joining a bowling league.
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You prefer going to brunch to going to dinner.
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You keep your expectations and your thread counts high.
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Youve got executive dysfunction.
You are also a dom.
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Tristan Dugray
You grew up watching CW shows.
You equate drama to depth of love and like things to be cinematic.
You secretly enjoy crying in public.
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More cathartic, you know?
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Youre lying right now.
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Dave Rygalski
You want it all.
Your love language is when somebody works to earn you.
Your other love language is prominent Adams apples.
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Zack Van Gerbig
You get talent crushes.
You sometimes ignore red flags because they still look pretty festive.
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Youve flashed the lead singer of a band.
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You like getting your hair pulled.
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You like being able to share clothes with your partner.
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You love a big dumb goofball whose going to rail the hell out of you.
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Youre nostalgic for simpler times but you probably wouldnt have done well in those times.
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Youre sick of winter.
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You think intensity in life will equate to intensity in the sack.
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Marty
Youre practical as they come.
Youre okay with being a little underwhelmed because you know what else is out there.
You make grocery lists before you hit the supermarket.
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Finn
You like Peter Pan syndrome until you dont.
Youre hot for accents.
You still refer to yourself as a messy bitch who lives for drama.
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Colin
You like status, but are under-confident.
You own multiple pairs of yoga pants.
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Youre into some fucked up shit.
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Asher Fleming
You prize your mind and crave external validation.
You make scary noises when you work out.
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You like order and regimen.
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Your favorite hobby is making fun of people with your close friends.
Youve got a strong eye for aesthetics.
You get weak-kneed for a commanding presence, calling books volumes, and fat stacks of cash.
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Youre deeply confident in yourself.
Consider writing a self-help book.
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