Go have fun with your friends that you haven’t seen since Christmas!
But don’t spend a single penny because you don’t have any babysitting set up!
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Updated 8 years ago,June 1, 2017
At college:
Going to bed at 3am?
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Going to bed at 7pm?
Ate nothing but an apple today?
Ate everything you laid eyes on?
On hour seven at the library?
Not sure what the inside of the library looks like?
Wanna get wine drunk at 4 on a Tuesday?
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Wanna watch an entire season ofWhite Collarin a day and a half?
All sounds pretty great!
Back home:
Your light is on past 11pm?
Theres a lighter on your dresser?
You worked less than 40 hours this week?
You dont have any babysitting set up?
Go have fun with your friends that you havent seen since Christmas!
But dont spend a single penny because you dont have any babysitting set up!
The dishes in the dishwasher are clean, but you donthaveto empty it if you dont want to…
I mean, since youre not working, you probably should.
Same goes for whats in the dryer.
Dont get me wrong, I was extremely happy to come home after my freshman year at college.
Alas, the shit has hit the fan.
Each morning at 6:30, I am greeted by my loving mother.
GOOD MORNING she whisper-yells, IM OFF TOWORK!!!
!I roll over and venture to fall asleep, but Im too angry and annoyed to do so.
Each note starts with Good morning, merry sunshine!
Im amazed at how immune Id become to my mothers incessant nagging by the end of last summer.
Its almost like I dont know how to get out of my own damn way.
High school seniors, if youre reading this, enjoy this summer.
Itll take a lot of getting used to, but youll adapt.
I started a countdown to move-in day with the last day labeled as FREEDOM FROM MCGOVERN BAY.
Moms not a fan.
