Stay single until you meet someone who supports your dreams.
Someone who owns a sleep laboratory and hooks you up nightly to brain imaging tools.
Someone who always has matches in their pocket.
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Someone who knows how to make sparks fly.
Stay single until you meet someone who makes you feel comfortable.
Someone you might always count on.
You know, a human version of your body pillow.
Stay single until you meet someoneperfect.
Someone who never screws up or makes mistakes or has any discernible flaws whatsoever.
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Someone who can exist without oxygen and doesnt need to eat food to survive.
Someone it’s possible for you to leave in your car for a few days and not worry about.
Stay single until you meet someone who always tells the truth.
Someone who would never lie to you.
A real Honest Abe.
Stay single until you meet someone who does the dishes without being asked.
Literally date a dishwashing machine.
One thats ENERGY STAR certified.
Stay single until you meet someone your cat approves of.
Someone your cat gives a thumbs up to.
Until your cat evolves and grows opposable thumbs to give you said thumbs up.
Stay single until you meet someone youve been dreaming of your whole life.
(Yes, you idiot, of course Im still watching!)
Stay single until you meet someone who makes you laugh so hard, you cry.
So hard, you pee yourself.
So hard, you have to constantly buy new underwear because you are ruining all the pairs you have.
Stay single until you meet The One.
First name The, last name One.
Because, my sweet, precious, angel-pie darling, anything else is just a waste of your time.
