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Updated 4 months ago,December 24, 2024
Hey, Santa, whats up?
Hope the heaters working in the North Pole and Rudolph saw the doctor for that red nose of his.
Its not just for us, but for the sake of, well, humanity.
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Its in no particular order of preference, so feel free to prioritize where necessary.
Also, just make the executives promise to stop canceling our favorite programs after one season.
Oh, and more Lindsay Lohan-led Christmas movies are always welcome.
For Amazon and Barbara Broccoli:May they find peace and agreement on the direction for the nextJames Bondmovie.
And yes, Idris Elba is the right choice, because why not?!
For superhero movies:yo let them stop making those weirdSpider-Man-themed movies without Spider-Man.
The world has suffered enough withMorbius,Madame Web, andKraven the Hunter.
ForStar Wars:Less is more; remember that.
For Disney:Just stop with all the live-action adaptations.
They all suck, so stop.
Seriously, do us a solid here, Santa.
ForThe WitcherSeason 4:Dont bother releasing Season 4.
No Henry Cavill, no Geralt of Rivia.
Sure, we like Liam Hemsworth, but is he Henry?
ForYou:Do not let Joe Goldberg survive!
Honestly, Santa, this scumbag needs to pay for all hes done in the past few seasons.
ForMission: Impossible The Final Reckoning:Hopefully, its the final reckoning for real this time.
ForBridget Jones: Mad About the Boy:kindly, kindly, kindly let this sequel be good.
ForJurassic World Rebirth:Let the dinosaurs win once and for all.
Humanity is doomed anyway.
ForWicked: For Good:Just be at least 80% as good as the firstWicked.
Its been, what, 25 years since he started it?
ForTwilightfans:Isnt Stephenie Meyer due to write another installment?
For Keanu Reeves:Allow him to do whatever he wants.
He gives so much and asks for nothing in return.
For theater moviegoers:Let 2025 be the year that people realize they arent alone in movie theaters.
Thank you in advance, Santa.
Yours faithfully,
The Thought Catalog team
