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Updated 9 months ago,July 30, 2024
Nothing beats a comeback from Zbornak.
Dorothy Zbornak wasThe Golden Girlswhip-smart, one-liner queen.
She was savage in her takedowns and ruthless in her comebacks.
Bea Arthur as Dorothy Zbornak in ‘The Golden Girls’ | Stay Golden
She made us laugh until we cried, and here are some of her most memorable quips.
I better not say anything til Ive had my coffee…a slut and a moron.
Im sorry it must be decaf.
She notes that her life would be different if she had the financial means to live alone.
But, instead, shes forced to cope with two roommates who possess, well,strongpersonalities.
Ultimately, she rakes them through the coals after a fleeting moment of consideration.
She says it like it is.
In what Blanche dog years?
Theres likely over a decade between Blanche and this weeks man of interest.
Blanche has always lied about her age, yet Dorothy does not let her get away with such delusions.
Not even if you were hanging upside down on a trapeze.
She delivers the line with a side-eye as she looks down at Blanche with a bit of furrowed brow.
Better than anyone I know.
We have Maalox and Estrogen.
The only drugs in the house are for hormone control and acid reflux.
Who robs four old women looking for drugs?
Its such an idiotic statement that only a Dorothy quip could rebuke.
Dorothy just doesnt have the patience at the moment.
No, Blanche, with a Venus Fly Trap.
Its a testament to her festering aggravation with the sexless persona Blanche has assigned to her.
And, her quick tongue has always been how she asserts her superiority.
