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Updated 6 years ago,April 8, 2019
Aries
You fantasize about murderbut never suicide.
Youre too egotistical to deprive the planet of your wonderful presence.
You seek to destroy anyone whod dare get in the way of your obstinately stupid ego.
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Taurus
A deep, soul-searing self-pity consumes you.
You never get tired of hearing yourself whine.
No one could ever feel as sorry for you as you do for yourself.
You will fake illness just to have a personal assistant help you because youre so lazy.
Youre not even above pretending you have a terminal illness just so you wont get dumped.
You will cut someone off forever for the merest offense.
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For even thesuspicionof an offense.
You are sadistic and utterly insincere.
You know how to schmooze people, but you grit your teeth while smiling at them.
You are prone to endlessly wild mood swings, and woe betide anyone affected by them.
Cancer
When it comes to emotions, its always hurricane season with you.
Youre too proud to admit youre jealous, too jealous to forgive anyone whos crossed you.
If you feel youve been too kind to someone, you will steal something of theirs.
Like the crab in the bucket, you have to tear down anyone whos rising higher than you.
Leo
You are the very essence of an attention-seeking bully.
you might only lift yourself up by tearing others down.
Your pride covers over an easily bruised ego and a deep sense of self-hatred.
So you take that hatred out on others.
But beneath every bully beats the heart of a coward.
Problem is, youre even too cowardly to admit youre a coward.
Virgo
The only thing you share with others is your unhappiness.
You wont be happy until everyone is as miserable as you are.
You insult even your closest friends, then you wonder why they dont return your calls.
Then, when they finally call back, you love to torture them by ignoring them.
Libra
You bring people into your circle just so you’re able to use them.
You manipulate everyonefriends, lovers, family members, even your pets.
To you, everyone else might as well be a robot.
Only your emotions matter.
Oh,theyactually have emotions?
Thats OK, so long as they dont get in the way ofyouremotions.
Scorpio
Sometimes it seems that your only pleasure in life involves causing suffering to others.
You seek out wild or dangerous people for the purpose of taming and then destroying them.
Youre not even bothered when people call you heartlessyoud need a heart to get bothered by that.
Sagittarius
People dont like getting close to you because its too painful.
You know where everyones buttons are and you take a great delight in pushing them until they scream.
And all the cruelty is merely a desperate attempt to fill the gaping emptiness inside you.
Capricorn
No one has suffered but you.
No one knows injustice and pain like you do.
Aquarius
You are blindly self-centered.
You dont believe the earth is flat, but youre certain the universe revolves around you.
Youre always the first to show up at a reading of the will.
Youre planted there in the front seat waiting to see what you got.
Pisces
People are always wondering whats behind your evilsmile, but youll never tell.
You pretend that youre shy; no, youre arrogant.
You just dont want people to see the real you.
You never help anyone unless they can help you more.
