SEX ON THE BEACH Just likes the looks she gets when she orders this.
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Updated 8 years ago,June 23, 2017
She never misses a barre class.
Her nails are always done perfectly.
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She started wearing a choker before you did.
She played soccer all through high school and actually enjoys hiking on the weekends.
Shes ~low maintenance~ and proud of it.
Her Tinder bio says one of the guys.
She thinks college was the best time of her life (and shes probably right).
This was the first drink she ever had and she stuck to it.
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She owns seven different silver Alex & Ani bracelets.
She was in a sorority in college and five years later, she still lives with her sorority sisters.
She hashtags every picture #sisterhood.
Theres a beer in every other one of her Instagram pictures.
She owns an American flag bikini.
She has a hoop nose ring and wore high-waisted jeans before everyone else did.
She did a year of AmeriCorps after college.
She sews her own pants and proudly owns a 4-year old iPhone.
She cuts her own hair, waxes her own eyebrows and doesnt bother with shaving her legs.
Definitely wants to be Carrie Bradshaw.
Definitely started drinking because Carrie Bradshaw did.
Definitely writes just as tritely as Carrie Bradshaw did.
Lives in her bikini.
Thinks Taco Tuesday is a religious experience.
Starts a Bachelor fantasy league every season.
Has bought SugarBear vitamins at least twice.
Leaves Yelp reviews for everything.
Moved to New York after college.
Says she lives in Williamsburg but actually lives in Bushwick.
Watches Gossip Girl when shes feeling down.
Has a Pinterest board for her future wedding even though shes not even in a relationship.
Wears flower crowns once a month.
Got her first fake I.D.
at 15 and hasnt stopped drinking since.
Still gets spray tans.
Snapchats every moment of a concert.
Wears Birkenstocks every day.
Married young but is somehow still cool.
The only make-up she owns is mascara.
The Cure is her favorite band and she definitely thinks that makes her cooler than you.
Has worn the same watch for three years.
Yells when she talks.
Just likes the looks she gets when she orders this.
