I’d rather eat alone in my apartment, then go through a really awkward and anxiety inducing date.
Like real, authentic, heavenly and creamy pasta?
Call it an infatuation or lust, but I think Im in loveeee.
God & Man
I dont know what made me fall.
But it was most definitely love at first sight.
Maybe it was the texture?
I dont really care.
All I know is that its better than anything.
When you get married, you only get one dude or one girl.
God & Man
AND YOURE STUCK WITH THEM.
(Or ya know, you get divorced).
Have yall eventriedhomemade pesto?
Sun dried tomato pesto?
Not to mention the millions of different authentic pasta it’s possible for you to choose from.
Lo Mein, Pad Thai and Drunken Noodles are an actual god send.
The possibilities are positively endless.
HEARTBREAK is bad for my heart and body.
HEARTBREAK is bad for my self esteem and my mental state.
Getting over someone is tragic.
And you know whats not tragic?
You know what will always be there for me?
Id rather gain a few pounds than be with someone who doesnt love me in the same way.
Id rather eat alone in my apartment, then go through a really awkward and anxiety inducing blind date.
So c’mon.
Let me eat my pasta in peace.
Have fun at your wedding and engagement ceremonies.
Have fun at your one night stands and your tinder dates.
Ill be in the corner with my plate piled high with a happy and fulfilled heart.
