It’s about dragons and incest, right?
Also, Ed Sheeran is in it.
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Updated 8 years ago,July 19, 2017
Ive never watchedGame Of Thrones!
Game Of Thrones
Ha, okay, I lied.
Ididwatch one episode with my best friend, Johanna.
She said, Can we?
I said, Sure!
And from the second she pressed play I was instantly lost.
Just swords and people and me yelling, WAIT, THOSE TWO ARE BROTHER AND SISTER?
Game Of Thrones
So you could say my GOT knowledge is very, very limited.
However, I dont live in a cave.
I have an active Twitter account.
I pick up bits and pieces.
Heres everything I know aboutGame Of Throneswhile knowing basically nothing!
Khaleesi is very, very hot.
She is the Mother of Dragons, which I assume means she has some sort of connection to dragons.
Is it likeHow To Train Your Dragon?
Is she a sexy version of Hiccup?
Thats what Im guessing.
A real dragon whisperer.
Also, people like to dress up as her for Halloween.
I think we see her boobs during the show too.
I know there is a lot of sex in the show.
Plenty of naked bods.
A pornographic renaissance fair, if you will.
MORE LIKE GAME OF BONES, RIGHT??
like dont stop reading.
Jon Snow looks like a Tinder date I once had.
Jon, not my Tinder date.
But then he comes back?
Again Jon, not my Tinder date.
Idk, whatever, everyone wants to fuck Jon Snow, right?
Id love to braid his hair.
Ed Sheeran is in it!
I assume he sings Shape Of You.
There is something called the Red Wedding.
Is it a title?
I picture it like an episode ofSay Yes To The Dress.
The free-spirited bride wants a red dress.
Her conservative mother is horrified.
Mayhem, mayhem, mayhem.
Eventually shedoessay yes to the dress.
Everyone kisses and makes up.
Thats what happens, right?
People were obsessed with saying this and I dont.
I said theres a lot of sex in this show.
Well, baby, Ill tell ya what, Winter is definitely coming
THERE ARE TWINS WHO FUCK?
I MEAN, SERIOUSLY?
Whyyyyyyyyy?!?!??!
There are houses and families mad at other families?
Sounds all a bit Shakespeare.
What is a Lannister?
Hodor is something you say that makes people very emotional.
I assume someone dies.
Is that his name?
Is it a sound?
Is it a word?
Anyway, from what I gatherGame Of Thronesis a lot of sex and fighting.
Which is totally cool.
Throw in some dragons and you got yourself a PARTAY.
Ill watch it one of these days.
