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Updated 8 months ago,September 2, 2024
Americans are known for their work ethic.
In fact, many people from other countries say that we work too hard.
Facts are facts, America!
Abbott Elementary / ABC
Now, get back to work!
Employee benefits: A lifetime supply of unhinged couture outfits.
Likelihood that I would quit: 1/10.
Emily has hit the jackpot of jobs!
She never has to work, but can still afford to day-drink Dom Perignon.
Nature of work: Smile; make occasional sales; stare into space.
Netflix
Employee benefits: A general atmosphere of tomfoolery; also, several un-self aware employees who provide endless entertainment.
Likelihood that I would quit: 2/10.
As long as I could keep pulling pranks on Dwight, Id stay forever.
NBC Universal Television
30 Rock
Workplace:A claustrophobic writers room that probably smells like Cheetos.
Employee benefits: Weekly cheese plates; an endless supply of pencils.
Likelihood that I would quit: 4/10.
NBC
Nature of work: Coordinate inter-department communication; avoid Councilman Howser; endure the regular screams of unhappy citizens.
Employee benefits: 401k; free rein to pick on Jerry.
Likelihood that I would quit: 5/10.
NBC
Youre amazing, but you make everyone do, like, work.
Abbott Elementary
Workplace:A Philadelphia public school prone to health violations and mass chaos.
Nature of work: Just get through the day.
ABC
Employee benefits: A chance to make a difference?
I feel like theyre always complaining on this show, though, so idk.
Likelihood that I would quit: 7/10.
ABC
This job would be so stressful.
Actually, give me her job.
Then no one would expect me to do any work.
HBO
Greys Anatomy
Workplace:One of the most disaster-prone hospitals in the entire United States.
Likelihood that I would quit: 8/10.
The only thing keeping this from becoming a 10/10 is all of the sex that I would have.
The White Lotus
Workplace:A luxury hotel frequented by the most entitled people youll ever meet.
Nature of work: Fetch towels; arrange deep-tissue massages; lie through your teeth.
Employee benefits: Multiple daily opportunities to reflect on how your life came to this.
Likelihood that I would quit: 10/10.
