Sex on their desk isnt a thing.
Sex on their desk when its their office hours.
Sexual favors in exchange for an A on their papers.

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Falling in love and taking photos with paper bags on your heads.
(Looking at you, Ezria.)
Being involved with a teacher seems so ideal, doesnt it?

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Sorry to burst your bubble, but its not all hot and scandalous all the time.
In fact, its usually the exact opposite.
Theyll balance out potential favoritism by being harder on you.
Heres the thing: professors dont want anybody to know that theyre involved with a student.
Sex on their desk isnt a thing.
Because office doors being locked while theyre in there?
Its kind of obvious that something is going on.
Easy As are out of reach.
Theyre not going to want to read your homework while you give them a blowjob, trust me.
And you probably wont appreciate critiques on your grammar while youre fondling their chest.
Its really unsexy, if you think about it.
Theyll transfer schools to be with you.
(Again, looking at you, Ezria.)
Professors, unless theyre truly unhappy at their work, will, again, want to keep their jobs.
They wont risk unemployment because youre packing, or because your ass is nice.
Trust will be difficult.
And how much of an ego boost is that?