ARIES: DON’T take that job offer.
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Updated 7 years ago,January 23, 2018
Aries
DONTtake that job offer.
And what about all the friends youll leave here?
Taya Iv
And what about all the friends you WONT make there?
Im telling you as a dear friendDONT take that job offer.
Taurus
DONTspend any more money gambling.
Think about what that casino looks like, then compare it to where you live.
The odds are stacked against you.
Gemini
DONTchoose pleasure over love.
Taya Iv
Cancer
DONTtry to get back together with your ex.
If you feel they dont deserve your forgiveness, be smart and dont forgive them.
Virgo
DONTdrink and drive anymore.
Why do I even have to tell you this?
Youre lucky that what happened wasnt a lot worse than it wasyou have no idea how lucky you are.
No one needs to get hurt just so you’re able to have some fun.
Libra
DONTalienate that wealthy family member.
Believe me, Iknowtheyre an asshole.Everyonedoes.
Scorpio
DONTfall back into your bad eating habits.
Eat a vegetable every once in a while.
Pack a piece of fruit in your lunch.
Sagittarius
DONTtake your loved ones for granted.
You never know which relative might befall a horrible fate this year.
Capricorn
DONTrepeat any of the mistakes you made in 2017.
Do I have to make a list for you?
Aquarius
DONTforget to be kind to strangers.
Ooh, baby, its a wild world out there and we all know its dangerous.
But being rude to someone you never met may not be the wisest thing in such a world.
Be kind to strangers is all Im saying.
Pisces
DONTgive up on your biggest dream just because it hasnt come true yet.
