December: You do not tend to overthink.
You jump before you look.
You are the throw in of guy to ask for forgiveness later instead of asking for permission first.
Joel Overbeck
You always have your eye on the prize.
You have incredibly high standards and demand nothing but the best.
Nonetheless, your partner must represent your values.
While no doubt you are very successful and undeniably a catch, life is more than a checklist.
While all your checkmarks line up, a law degree may not mean more than emotional intelligence.
You speak with your resume and not your heart.
There is somethingsexyabout the dominant suit jot down.
We cant help but bite our lip when you want tocontrolus in the bedroom.
It is nice to feel like you might take care of us.
While you are generous, presents do not always make up for absence.
You treat your girlfriend like a princess and not a queen.
Sexy Lost Boy
A lost boy with a heart of gold.
This is the Jess Mariano pop in.
You tell us you love us, then you leave town before we could utter a response.
You seek adventure, you crave the chase, you live for the thrill.
You drive us crazy, but hating you is like hating a puppy.
You say sorry with your big eyes and we forget you just ate our favorite heels.
You arent the most reliable, but you are the most genuine.
You care deeply or not at all.
There is no in between with you.
The mystery of you is what keeps us here.
You could keep us guessing our entire lives.
The Lovable Weirdo
You seem different.
Odd to the untrained eye, unique but strangely perfectly.
You are a puzzle that challenges us.
You have many different layers and it would be impossible to define you as one thing.
We cant put our finger on it, we dont know why we find you so irresistible.
This relationship doesnt make sense, yet somehow it completes us.
You are something we never thought we wanted.
You are something we never saw coming, but now all of sudden weneedyou and we dont know why.
Life before you seems unimaginable.
You have this lovable charm, you know how to make us feel special.
Yet you do this in a way thats different.
You make us feel like we could be your soulmate.
You have this ability to make us connect even when we barely know you.
You dont shower us with gifts or compliments.
You love us with admiration and support.
You give us the confidence to build us up, not just to take our clothes off.
You speak with purpose but you arent calculated.
You analyze us so easily, but we have no idea where to begin with you.
You are filled with mixed emotions and mixed signals.
One minute we are everything, the next we could be nothing.
This constant on edge feeling is what keeps us in love with you.
It is always raining before we can see the rainbow.
The Secret Weapon
You have the motivation of a killer.
You won us over with flattery and months of determination.
You give a new meaning to the word persistent.
You never give up on anything in your life.
But like most boys, you love a challenge more than anything.
Once youhaveus you will ultimately feel bored.
You need the drama to have the passion.
You are a go-getter AKA you are stressed AF.
The way you release all that tension is todominateyour partner.
You have this need to take control and to take care of others.
You like feeling powerful and strong.
Just remember to keep the drama for the bedroom.
You are quite romantic and your morals mean a lot to you.
Unfortunately, yourmoralscan come off as being stubborn.
You might be more attracted to the idea of someone rather than the reality of who they really are.
You are very genuine and like to fix people.
You cant help but want to save every damsel in distress that crosses your path.
This fire looks like passion, but it is really just a burn waiting to happen.
Saving someone broken does not make you more complete.
You look for answers in other people that you need for yourself.
You avoid your own problems by indulging in other people.
Nothing ever seems to match up to the fairytale that you have created in your head.
You are left disappointed because you put all the right efforts into the wrong person.
You will feel like you are dating at least 5 different people.
They have a diversified range of interests and enjoy wearing many hats.
The problem is they do not know which hat they like the most.
Best case scenario they juggle everything perfectly and you are dating Superman.
The June man is far from decisive.
While he seems so interesting and so talented, no one is that perfect.
One day you are the one for him.
The next week he disappears.
The Show Off
You are thegiverin the relationship, but nothing comes for free.
You seek praise and attention.
You want all your good deeds to be noticed.
If you feel unappreciated this could lead to resentment.
You want your girlfriend to know she has the best boyfriend possible.
You go out of your way to get the best reservations for dinner in town.
You deliver midnight coffee runs when she has an exam the next day.
You go above and beyond.
This seems like this is all for her, but truthfully you are doing this for you.
You need the validation from her.
You need her love and approval to feel complete.
You are very sensitive and if you feel rejected you could become passive-aggressive.
Your feelings could be valid, but without communicating them properly, your relationship is left hopeless.
Nothing can change if you do not speak up.
The Class Clown
Everything is a joke to you.
Its funny because its true.
You won us over with your humor.
You make us laugh when we want to cry.
Never underestimate the power of a man who can make you laugh.
You must proceed with caution with a confident man like this.
Although we know it is all fun and games, sometimes your jokes can be perceived as flirting.
You cant blame your partner for being jealous.
They want your attention all to themselves.
Just like you do not want to share the spotlight, they do not want to share you.
The Moulder
You are not the biggest fan of change.
As Ross Geller said, nobody likes change.
You are a busy bee and your social calendar is always buzzing.
You prefer to make your partner your perfect plus one.
You like to mold them into the best possible version of themselves.
You want to show them off and take them everywhere with you.
you might be a bit of a fixer.
Your partner is the project you never gave up.
While you may have their best interest at heart, this can sometimes come off as controlling.
Your partner can feel like you are trying to change them.
Ironically this is more about you than them.
You have a perfect routine down pat.
You do not want to change your lifestyle.
You want your partner to adjust to your schedule, while you make little compromises for them.
You may see this as helping them.
However, they need to have a life without you.
The September man may not be needy, but they like to be needed.
With forehead kisses and good luck on your interview!
Your positive energy radiates off your contagious smile.
Your carefree, easygoing attitude is everything your girlfriend needs to hear.
You are the perfect self-esteem boost when your partner is stressed.
You always make your partner believe in themselves.
You are an advocate for self-love.
You need more than just good faith.
Everything will not always fall into place magically.
As the great Blair Wardolf said:
Destiny is for losers.
It is just a stupid excuse to wait for things to happen instead of making them happen.
The Rollercoaster Ride
You constantly keep us on your toes.
You are strong yet, sensitive.
You are always there for us, but you also can be very needy.
We never know what to expect from you.
You are constantly surprising us, yet we never doubt your love.
As exhausting as this is, it is still invigorating in every way possible.
You stimulate our mind, body, and soul.
You never tell us what we want to hear, but you tell us what we need to hear.
You are not the sweet talker whispering in our ear.
You tell us the beautiful truth, not the pretty lies.
The In The Moment Man
You do not tend to overthink.
You jump before you look.
You are the pop in of guy to ask for forgiveness later instead of asking for permission first.
You are adventurous to the core.
You would surprise us with skydiving lessons for our anniversary.
While you go wherever the wind takes you, you never do something you do not want to do.
You are unapologetically honest.
Sometimes this frivolous honesty can come off as inconsiderate.
Truth be told you simply can not commit to anything that your heart isnt in.
If there is no passion there is no match for you.
Your attention span is shorter than a toddler.
You get bored and can give up far too easily.
You need someone that always keeps you intrigued to stay interested.
You are authentic and cannot fake love.
If you are not into it will be written all over your face.
