Literally nothing makes you angry.
That doesnt mean you dont get angry.
In fact, you get angry a lot.
God & Man
What it means is that you get angry over nothing.
This is why youre the Queen ofRoad Rage.
Thats why you start honking your horn.
Thats what he gets for forcing you to wait.
It doesnt even have to be a big lie.
She told you that she watched the entire last season ofGame of Thrones.Oh, yeah?
God & Man
What happened on it?
Thats when she gave you that deer-in-a-headlights look because you caught her in a lie.
But you wouldnt have had to cut a bitch if she hadnt lied to you.
Gemini
You hate being told what to do.
When they tell you to jump, you sit down.
When they tell you to sit down, you jump.
When they tell you to be quiet, you start screaming.
When they tell you its time to wake up, you sleep until 2PM just for spite.
Youre one angry little rebel, arent you?
Cancer
You feel like kicking someone in the groin when they take advantage of your kindness.
After all, youre a very, very, VERY nice person until someone interprets that niceness as weakness.
Leo
Teeny-tiny things can launch you into a furious frenzy.
Like when he leaves the toilet seat up or installs the toilet paper in the wrong direction.
Or the fact that he didnt put the cap back on the toothpaste tube AGAIN.
Or that time you ordered your steak medium RARE, but they just gave you medium.
Or the time he didnt spend as much on your birthday card as you did on his.
You are the world champion at making a mountain out of a molehill.
Virgo
You explode like a volcano when people dont understand you.
What the HELL is wrong with them?
Its like talking to a walla wall you want to shove their heads through.
Libra
You are the scales, so injustice is what angers you.
When people get a job advancement because theyre the boss kid instead of the best qualified person.
When the rich get richer and the poor get poorer.
When nasty people have it easy and when good people have it hard.
When you dont get everything you want in life, because whats more unfair than that?
Scorpio
Nothing enrages you like being ignored.
Im just going to ignore you now to prove it…
Sagittarius
Betrayal.
Youre an honest person, which is why liars make you honestly angry.
Capricorn
Your blood boils when people dont treat you the way you treat them.
You treat them extremely well, so what the HELL are they thinking by not returning the favor?
Do they think they can get away with that?
If so, they must not know you very well.
Pisces
Nothing.
Literally nothing makes you angry.
That doesnt mean you dont get angry.
In fact, you get angry a lot.
Evenyoucant figure out what made you angry half the time.
And that makes you even angrier.
Cant you get angry atsomethingevery once in a while?
