ESTJ: The Mom.
You are overprotective, you are a planner, you truly want the best for us.
We are also divided by the personality code.
Brooke Cagle
They learn the best from their mistakes.
ENFPs take all their past experiences as a lesson.
If their friend has any relationship problems, ENFPs are the first to jump in for advice.
ENFPs look at their past relationships, and venture to relate them to their friends relationships.
They learn from experience.
If they can save you the heartbreak, they will share their heartbreak story to you.
Brooke Cagle
ENFPs are the best friend to have a deep venting session with.
They need to vocalize their feelings to understand them.
ENFPs will look for every possible answer to each romantic scenario.
They have to get heartbroken, before they can appreciate simply being happy.
ENFPs are known to be big dreamers.
They can get lost in the fantasy, of the idea of who their partner is supposed to be.
ENFPs are always looking at the potential first, and reality second.
ESFP: Getaway Friend Explorer
ESFP are known to leap, before they look.
If you are fighting with your bf, this is the bff you want by your side.
She is the go-to fun friend that reminds you, you dont really need him, to be happy.
You were happy before him, you might be happy without him.
All you need is your ESFP bff and your passport.
ESFP are known to push people out of their comfort zones.
ESFPs are extremely observant (this comes from their S, sensing nature).
Their fun spirited nature may distract you, but they catch on to everything.
ESFPs are the first to notice when you are actually upset, even when you say you are fine.
ESFP could still be the single friend simply, because they get bored quickly.
It isnt always difficult to catch an ESFPs attention, but it is definitely difficult to keep it!
In true Explorer nature, ESFPs like to live in the moment.
Thus they tend to avoid conflict.
Tomorrow is another day attitude.
This method could get troublesome, for long-term relationships.
You hide like a hermit, which is why you are still the single friend.
You prefer intellect/artistic stimulation more than anything else.
Sometimes you give up far too quickly (socially).
Get out more, people can surprise you!
You are the friend, that needs a little push to have some fun.
INTPs are extremely loyal and helpful.
They are very selective of their close friends in their life.
If they consider you a close friend, you should feel honoured.
INTPs are known for their researching skills.
The INTP friend will creep youre love potential on every social media platform available.
They do this, because they care.
ESFJ: The Permeant Third Wheel Sentinel
Your social circle is very important to you.
You live for keeping the status quo peace.
When your friend has a new significant other, you welcome them with open arms.
ESFJs are the ones planning potential double dates, and probably trying to date your bfs bff.
They are so deeply invested in the friend group, it has become a part of them.
ESFJs will do anything and everything not to lose you, to your new boyfriend.
ESFJs are not the best at dealing with change.
ESFJs are known to be huge people pleasers.
Even if they do not like your boyfriend, they would never tell you.
If their friend is happy, then they are happy.
Peace and harmony in the group is what matters most to them.
ESFJs enjoys regular routine and a stable social familiar parameters.
A single ESFJ just wants to go, where everybody knows their name.
INFP: All Is Fair In Love And War Diplomat
INFPs are known for speaking their truth.
Their morals are everything to them.
They want their friends to be happy, but most importantly they need to be treated well.
INFPs can not stand injustice of any kind.
If they see their friend in a toxic relationship, they will speak up.
Honesty and integrity are two components an INFP lives loyally by.
INFPs can be the perpetually single girl, because they have such high standards.
An INFP will not settle for anything less of moral righteousness.
A love interest is not worth it to them, if they do not deem them to be worthy.
They need to learn no one will ever be perfect, they must learn to make compromises.
ESTP: The Fortune Teller- Explorer
ESTPs have a knack for reading people, like no other.
They pick up quickly on body language and signs.
ESTPs can probably predict, the exact moment your boyfriend will cheat on you.
There is no fooling an ESTP, so do not bother trying!
No one plays the dating game, better than an ESTP.
They are the friend you ask to analyze all your text messages.
ESTP will tell you exactly when to respond, and when to play hard to get.
We do not know, how you always know ESTP, but we are glad you do!
ESTPs are not one for beating around the bush.
They are all or nothing.
ESTPs are not here to waste time.
Most Explorer types have difficulty with planning and commitment.
ESTPs are known to jump to the fun stuff, before any strings are attached.
ENTJ: On The Clock Analyst
This friend wastes no time.
ENTJ are the go-tos if you want to make the most out of your night!
You want an ENTJ by your side.
ENTJs are natural born leaders and loves a challenge.
You like the chase?
ENTJ likes you better.
Once they have set their mind on something, they must have it.
ENTJs are very goal-oriented and enjoy motivating others around them.
Their friends failures is an ENTJs failures, and failure is not an option.
ENTJs are never boring, they will always keep you entertained.
Their brutal honest advice, can help you stash your relationship.
Ironically ENTJs brutal honesty, could also be the reason why they are still single.
Not everyone can keep up with an ENTJ, most people cant!
ENTJs would love to train/mould you, but not everyone wants that!
ENTJs best skill is timing, they know when to get in and get out.
An ENTJ can usually tell by the first date if this is worth it.
You tend to like projects or fixer uppers.
You want to save them, but who is going to save you?
ISFJs must be more aware of when they are being taken advantage of.
you might not kill everyone with kindness.
ISFJs love feeling needed, which is why they are known to go for the project types.
They love to nurture the Man Child, but they must remember love is a two way street.
ISFJs remain single, because they easily fall into almost relationships.
They tend to repress their feelings, to hey others.
ISFJs can quickly become a doormat, if they are not appreciated properly.
Remember ISFJ your kindness is your strength ,not your weakness.
ISFJ friends are the first to look on the bright side and remain positive.
They will give you that sugarcoated advice you need.
ISFJs are always there to give you that ego boost, when you are down.
They are known to be supportive.
INFJ: What Goes Around, Comes Around Diplomat
INFJ are huge believers in karma.
They fight for the greater good, not for personal advancement.
This is the nice friend.
The friend that we actually feel bad, being mean around.
She is just too nice, its almost annoying.
She will be the first in the group to speak up, if someone is being mistreated.
She is loyal, but she sees all sides.
If you are being unfaithful to your partner, an INFJ friend will tell you whats up.
You will get what you deserve.
INFJs are nice, but they do not get taken advantage of.
You are such a good doer, but why are you still single?
You dive for deep human connection and drown in a shallow sea of mediocrity.
INFJs are the most rare personality key in, possessing less than 1% of the population.
Unfortunately you are the few of the last good left and that can get lonely.
Your altruistic side is your greatest strength and your greatest weakness.
You live to save, but not everyone can be saved.
ISFP: The Chameleon Explorer
You morph into every setting perfectly.
While most people run away from change, you run to it!
You are the perfect single girl wingwoman.
ISFPs have no problem going to a party where they know no one, sometimes they actually prefer it!
You are far from shy, and you are intrigued by people different from you.
They are known for their spontaneous nature.
The perfect person to bring to, any last minute function!
ISFP tend to fear commitment.
ISFPs like living their life day by day,which is why they most likely are still single.
ISFPs fear almost nothing, but being tied down terrifies them.
They are great in the moment people, but long term plans can chase them away!
INTJ: Caught Up In Your Own World Analyst
INTJs are a rare breed.
They obtain the creativity with the control.
INTJs are very rationale almost to a fault, but love is not rationale.
INTJs attempt to choose a partner like they would furniture shopping.
They make a pro/con list, and hope the stars will align.
it’s possible for you to not create your Dream Man.
Love is about feelings.
Or should I go?
He loves me not?
ESTJ, you are basically our Mom.
I am sorry, if we dont always remember to tell you how much we appreciate you!
When one of her girls has a new man, ESTJ are all over it!
They are stalking him on Linkedin, Instagram, Fb, Twitter.
They really believe in fact checking ( T, for thinking over feeling).
ESTJs are analyzing all your text messages and picking out your outfits for your dates!
Some may say they micromanage a bit too much….but it actually eases their stress by helping you!
ESTJs can be a bit OCD, which is why they could still be single!
You love order and being organized, which is great in the workforce!
However, sometimes romance calls for a little adventure!
Dont be afraid to shy away from the plan.
The best moments in life are the ones we never anticipated.
Love can not be planned, only fallen.
Being genuine is who they are.
They care for others, more than themselves.
They are not one for playing dating games.
ENFJ have a natural optimistic blind eye.
Be kind to them, and do not take advantage of it.
ENFJ are your sunny disposition friends.
Their positive attitude usually leads to successful self-fulling prophecies.
ENFJ care deeply for their friends and loved ones, almost a little too much.
If you are upset, they are upset for you.
They feel what you feel, your happiness is just as important as theirs.
ENFJ are the pop in of friends, where you might have endless meaningless conversations with.
They can analyze your feelings for hours and never get bored.
ENFJs genuinely just feel good, by helping you.
ENFJs are known for being reliable.
He loves me not?
ENFJs can be debating this until the end of time.
They struggle with fluctuating self-esteem, and can constantly question if they are good enough?
Dont worry ENFJ we love you for, exactly who you are!
ISTP: Dare To Be Different- Explorer
ISTP like most Explorer types, live for experiences.
A single ISTP, is not going to waste their Friday nights away alone at home!
They will make the most out of their freedom!
ISTP is not one to regular at the ole watering hole.
Going somewhere twice, is twice too many!
ISTPs like to experience as much as they can!
They are known for their incredible improvising skills!
Last minute white water rafting trip?
ISTPs have a spirited nature.
This personality jot down is more likely to play the field.
They like to sample all the flavours, before buying the ice cream.
ISTPs want to feel like they truly lived, before they have to settle down.
ISTPs have a great mixture of cool and calm demeanour with a flash of excitement.
They can stay chill when they have to, and jump up when you need them to.
ISTP friend is always there to calm you down, and pump you up.
ISTP may still be single, because they want so much of life first.
Like most explorer types, they are a tough cookie to settle down with.
They feel they need to experience everything, before they give themselves to someone completely.
ISTPs are a strong believer, that you only have one life.
ENTP: The Ugly Truth Analsyt
You like to explore and debate every possibility.
ENTPs like to question everything, even when they are certain of the right answer.
In true Analyst nature, they have an undying quest for knowledge.
ENTP is the friend that is always playing the what if game.
You like to play devils advocate and look at all sides of the story.
ENTPs will always be truthful and tell you what you do not want to hear.
ENTP friends always say put yourself in their shoes.
ENTP is your logical friend, that will be honest with you.
When you are ready to hear the unedited truth about your relationship, talk to your ENTP friend.
ENTPs are still the single friend, because not everyone can handle their bold fire of honesty.
For those who can take the heat, they love you for it ENTP.
For the others…they just get burned.
Its okay you dont need them ENTP…you would get bored playing nice for them.
Remember ignorance is bliss!
ISTJs form their identity on what they can do for other people.
ISTJs are extremely thorough.
They will never commit to something and not come through.
Their word is everything to them.
ISTJs are the wifey punch in, logical, hardworking, and dedicated.
They are not one to blame others, ISTJs will always take responsibility for their actions.
ISTJs are very decisive.
Once their mind is made up, there isnt much you’re free to do to change it.
ISTJ is your single dependable friend.
You know you could count on them, to go your new boyfriends birthday party with.
They will never leave you hanging.
ISTJs are not known to be risk takers, they are far too reliable for that.
Their reserved nature can make dating difficult for them.
ISTJs only like to jump into the dating pool, when they are certain they are ready.
They are not one for frivolous meaningless relationships.
You wont meet an ISTJ randomly.
ISTJs are very self-sufficient, which is why they may still be single.
ISTJs have a hard time sharing the workload or responsibility.
They like to be the one helping others, but they do not like to ask for help.
Their striking independence could leave them secluded.
Remember ISTJ ,it can be lonely on the top.
Share your work, share your success, and share a life together.
