CANCER: Everyone better duck when your crab claws come out!
If you feel youve been wronged, you wont go in for the kill.
Youll just pick and poke and nag and needle until your target has lost the will to live.
Your bad side is not deliberate, nor cold, nor passive-aggressiveit is impulsive and uncontrolled.
Hell hath no fury like an Aries scorned.
Instead, you will build a wall.
A wall 100 feet high.
No one will be able to reach you or speak to you.
They wont be given a chance to make things right.
God & Man
Your way of murdering people is by pretending theyre already dead.
You have your good days and your bad days.
Your charming side and your off-putting side.
Your sunshine and your rain.
They may never get to see your good side again.
Cancer
Everyone better duck when your crab claws come out!
If you feel youve been wronged, you wont go in for the kill.
Youll just pick and poke and nag and needle until your target has lost the will to live.
Leo
Youre sovain, you probably think this horoscope is about you.
To stash your wounded ego, you take a stab at destroy someone elses.
Virgo
Your dark side is expressed throughpassive-aggressiveness, which is often more infuriating than flat-out aggression.
Libra
You will carry a grudge so long, you will develop muscles from it.
Your way of stabbing someone over and over is by denying them the psychological relief of forgiveness and reconciliation.
Scorpio
One cant step on a Scorpio without getting stung.
Even for the slightest infraction, you will plan the most elaborate and painful revenge.
Sagittarius
When someone makes the mistake of angering you, you will tell them how you feel.
You will hit them with a baseball bat made of pure honesty.
Capricorn
You wont do a single thing to the person who wronged you.
Aquarius
Pisces
You will do nothing directly to them.
