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Updated 6 years ago,July 23, 2019
Just be honest.Insult him six ways to Sunday.
Then question why he isnt in love with you yet.
That shit better work.
Andreas Wohlfahrt
Compliment his appearance.Tell him you love his beard.
Tell him youd sell your soul just to touch it.
He will be impressed by how invested you are, I promise.
https://giphy.com/gifs/smile-ryan-reynolds-sly-oYxNkISitSQo
Text him first.Dont be afraid to initiate the conversation.
Also, dont be afraid to text his phone three dozen times in a row.
Sing them all to him.
When he tries to run, runfaster.
https://giphy.com/gifs/justin-g-run-away-fast-3o7ZetIsjtbkgNE1I4
Be spontaneous.Just show up at his house in a wedding dress, with an ordained minister.
Handcuff your wrist to his, and perform the ceremony right there on his doorstep.
https://giphy.com/gifs/cbs-funny-comedy-9J1ujcr0yCSWKxUQU7
Dont give up.If none of these tips work, dont lose hope.
Men can be really daft sometimes.
Their obliviousness can be frustrating, but eventually, they come around.
Even when they dont want to.
