ARIES: Youre the one whos passed out on the floor because you won the drinking contest.
You promised everyone you were coming in fifteen minutes with bags of chips and more beer.
Youll come back four hours later with bags of chips, because you already drank all the beer.
Anthony Ginsbrook
Cancer
Youre standing near the guacamole, wondering if anyone has noticed how much youve already eaten.
So what if youve eaten too much guacamole?
Have they taken a look in the mirror lately?
If they did, theyd realize they dont need to eat any guacamole.
And what does that mean?
They especially like the part about how you wound up in jail wet, shivering, and completely naked.
Anthony Ginsbrook
Scorpio
Are you kidding?
You didnt even gotothe party.
Sagittarius
Youre in the backyard under the stars, squatting to pee and hoping that nobody notices.
You cant wait to get inside and start dancing again.
Capricorn
Youre sitting on the couch drinking your third beer, smiling politely at everyone.
Aquarius
Everyones been dancing all night.
But youre the one who took it up a notch and started dancing on the kitchen counter.
