A survival guide for lasting the entire runtime of a horror film.
Nowadays, who answers their phone when it rings?
Pretty much no one.
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The point is: Just ignore your phone full stop.
Without fail, they walk into a dangerous scenario.
Horror movie monsters love to lurk in the shadows.
Dimension
They get their throat slashed.
No, no, no!
If you step into a dark zone, turn around and head back toward the light immediately.
Anyone who has ever played theResident Evilvideo games will know this lesson all too well.
Seriously, where has anything good ever happened in a remote location?
Just say no to camping trips!
However, it is possible to store a nifty weapon in your shoe.
Its easy to grab and might surprise an attacker who wasnt expecting it at all.
Its practically written in stone.
If horror movies have taught us anything, its that guns are useless.
The only true way to finish a villain is by chopping off their heads.
He has a chainsaw on his arm and hes still around, so that says it all.
Its all sage advice for a horror movie since all three of those points result in almost immediate death.
