Aries: You’ll die because you piss off the killer.
However, youre actually THIS CLOSE to abandoning the heck out of everyone.
Too bad and too late.
Aimee Vogelsang
TAURUS
Youll die because youre in denial that something is wrong.
Creepy sound coming from behind you?
Probably just the wind.
Weird feeling that someone or something is staring at you?
Even then, youll probably just assume its a prank.
GEMINI
Who knew being too careful and perceptive could be a bad thing?
Aimee Vogelsang
Being the smart cookie you are, youre probably the first one to notice somethings amiss.
Unfortunately, this doesnt c’mon the serial killer who has barely begun their rampage.
Youll die because youre too nosy and asked too many questions.
CANCER
Emotions are both your strong suit and weakness, Cancer.
you could be quite fragile and prone to panic.
Maybe a horror movie isnt the best place for you.
LEO
With your infamous pride, everyone saw this coming miles away, Leo.
That is, everyone but you.
Youll die trying to be the hero.
Hey, at least we can say you were a martyr.
VIRGO
Youll die because you actively make a run at capture the baddie, Virgo.
This will lead you to take action and seek help.
Unfortunately, things wont go as planned.
On the bright side, your death was for a good cause.
LIBRA
Your inner hoe is your true enemy.
Youll get axed while having sex, Libra.
As gentle and peaceful as you are, you dontreallybelieve that the killer will target you.
Youre such a charming person, after all!
SCORPIO
Scorpio, you will die because youre killed by the final girl.
Thats because youre the killer!
Nobody saw you coming until the last minute.
Your death will be glorious, though.
Hey, chin up!
SAGITTARIUS
Your itchy feet will get the better of you, Sagittarius.
You hate being confined and youre not going to let some lame killer interfere with your life!
Youll attempt to persuade the others to escape with you, but they wont.
With determination, you will run to your car and say See you never, assholes!.
Unfortunately for you, the killer is two steps ahead.
CAPRICORN
Youre too clever for your own good!
You know damn well how to survive and how to avoid the killer.
However, your friends arent as smart as you.
Sadly, they wont listen to you.
And youll die as a result of their foolishness.
AQUARIUS
Karma and a moral compass are your downfall.
As a result, you will feel guilty, and die sacrificing your life for your friends.
PISCES
As lovable as you are, Pisces, youre pretty gullible.
Youll assume that youll be able to reason or bargain with the killer.
The killer will pretend to cry and apologize, and youll hesitantly buy their act.
Youll die when you hug them, only to be met with a knife to the back.
