This is YOLO like you have always dreamed.
Tell Us Everything; Leave No Detail Out
We want to be answered and we want it now.
After all, it is the digital age so everything goes.
David
Why become a mystery?
Why risk being forgotten?
Or like there is nothing going on in your life?
Keep us updated on EV-ER-Y-THING.
What brand of cereal do you buy?
Do you eat breakfast?
David
Do you use the same tweezer for everything or do you have various kinds?
We are dying to know.
Get On And Stay On Your Soapbox
The world needs to know.
It is never inappropriate to stand on your soapbox.
The best thing about a digital soapbox is that the platform is online.
No one can tell you to get off your stage, so dont leave.
Camp there and declare the things because you have the right.
Your confirmation bias is all you need.
If the article feels true, it must be.
What kind of website publishes false information anymore?
I cant think of a single one in the modern age.
Treat Your Social Media Friends As Your Audience
Fellow social media users.
This is your time.
Dont settle for mediocre.
The best people to reach out to in Sales is always family and friends.
This is a huge deal, yo.
Dont Forget To Complain When They Unfollow You
Whats with people and loyalty nowadays?
Well… if they can unfollow you, you’re free to rant about it.
Tweet about why and how.
Link their page below.
Let the world know what kind of traitors were on your social media.
Call your local news station.
Ask them to tune into your social media page.
Submit an article detailing the experience in full.
Dont let it go.
The world is your oyster, and its doing it wrong.
Someone needs to say something.
So clearly….you gotta be that someone.
Its really selfless of you.
Imagine, a world of naive people just thinking everything was okay.
Not on your watch.
Share It Before It Makes Sense
Dont proofread.
This is a world that needs more honesty.
More tell it like it is.
Why are you proofreading honesty!?
No if they cant take it.
Let them unfollow you and then you complain about it as frequently as your heart desires.
Dont check to see if anything you are saying contradicts itself because quite honestly, who doesnt.
You are just being human.
There is nothing it’s possible for you to do about it.
Dont think, just share.
Only Images You Will Regret just
This is YOLO like you have always dreamed.
You captured all these wild, crazy, inappropriate and hilarious moments on your phone.
Why are they not allowed to get some air-time?
Who cares if people are not comfortable.
Only the dramatic report people.
You, my friend, should not have to enjoy these strange and embarrassing images alone.
Who cares if your friend may lose their job over the photo.
If they cared that much about their job, you would not have the photo, to begin with.
Videos Are Even Better
Videos are what the world craves.
The higher the potential for regret, the faster you oughta upload that thing.
Only Update Every 20 Minutes
Every healthy relationship has pauses and your relationship with social media is no different.
Instead of posting every other minute, why dont you lay low and post every 20 minutes?
Give people time to properly miss you.
Its more fun that way.
I urge you to contemplate your readiness for commitment to the internet.
Assure the internet that it wont happen again, when it does, repeat this step.
They will never notice.
You Know What They Say, A Selfie A Day….
If it didnt matter, your phone would not have a front facing camera.
If you dont post a selfie daily, we will forget what you look like.
Dont think about it.
Involve us every step of the way.
Force your relationship on everyone you know and make them participate in your story of love.
But if anything happens and you break up…dont breathe a word about it.
Shutdown your box, move to Alaska, and return when you are ready.
Cross your fingers, I think they forgot too.
Find the people that seem to want your opinions the least, and counter them in the comment section.
Do this every time.
The love and experience you gain are astounding.
Soon enough, you will be trolling in your sleep.
Ignore Messages For Months, And Respond Only When It No Longer Matters
17.
If there is an option to do more, always be willing to be extra.
Remember, persistence is key.
Invite the same people as much as you’re free to.
Dont take it personally if they block you.
Just troll from a different account.
it’s possible for you to and should send as many gaming invites as possible.
One day, you are going to make someone the happiest person in the world.
I feel it already.
