Are you a pinata?
Because I’d need a blindfold to smash that.
1.Did you see the mistake on Spotify?
Artem Labunsky
They didnt have you listed as the hot single.
2.Want to see my ventriloquist act?
Sit on my knee and Ill make your lips move.
2.Are you a toaster?
Because I want to take a bath with you.
3.Id break every chair in the world just to have you sit on my face.
4.you’re free to call me Shrek because Im head ogre heels in love with you.
5.Is your middle name Ariel?
Cause Im pretty sure we Mermaid for each other.
6.Are you a bank loan?
Because you got my interest.
7.Are you a shower?
Because I can see myself slipping into you and crying uncontrollably.
8.Hi, Im not usually this tall, but Im sitting on my wallet.
9.Are you a medium rare steak?
Because Id eat you even if you were bleeding.
10.Wanna be a single mom?
11.Are you the SAT?
12.My dick just died.
Can I bury it in your ass?
13.You know that dress youre wearing would look even better laying on the floor next to my bed.
14.Did you just sit in a puddle, or are you pleased to see me?
15.You look like trash.
Let me take you out.
16.Hey, I think my dick is unconscious and it needs CPR…
17.Are your parents bakers?
Because those are some hot buns!
18.Do you like to draw?
Because I put the D in raw.
19.Are you a dragon?
Because Id slay you.
20.If you were on the MacDonalds menu, youd be a MacGorgeous.
21.Are you a cow?
Because leather sure looks great on you.
24.I shit my pants, can I get in yours?
25.That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I was on you Id be cumming too.
26.Do you have some cheese on your upper lip?
Because you smell Gouda.
27.Are you a drained pool, babe?
Because my hose can make you wet again.
28.If you were a booger, Id pick you.
29.Youve got two hands, but 3 holes, so cover up the two you dont want me in.
30.Do you work at Subway?
Because Im pretty sure you gave me a $5 footlong.
31.Youre like a jar of Nutella, because youre thick and Im trying to spread it.
32.Porn ads got it wrong.
Youre never one of the hot singles in my area.
33.Are you Abraham Lincoln?
Because youre causing an uprising down south.
34.Are you a pinata?
Because Id need a blindfold to smash that.
35.Are you a fire alarm?
Because youre really fucking loud and annoying.
