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Updated 8 years ago,June 26, 2017
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Why did I still go into the restaurant?
Things did not improve.
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Date was going well.
Drinks, jokes, flirting, etc.
Not me, but a couple next to me at Buffalo Wild Wings.
The girl seemed to be into it at first, but he kept interrupting her and talking about himself.
Then he started telling her she should wear her hair different and wear less makeup.
She was obviously offended and pulled out her phone.
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I think she was arranging for a ride.
She smiles and says I know and gets up and leaves.
The guy sees me looking and goes her loss and shrugs his shoulders.
He told me I was his property now and I obviously reacted negatively to that.
I walked out of the restaurant before we even ordered food and never contacted him again.
He told me he doesnt bother memorizing anyones name until after three months of knowing them.
He was late, I gave him 20 minutes to show up.
I called to confirm everything was okay and he was still coming.
He actually yelled at me and blamed me for getting the time wrong.
Even if I did get the time wrong, thats no reason to yell at someone.
He said hed be there in twenty minutes I still waited for him.
I should have walked away, the entire date was awful.
He was then very surprised when I told him I wasnt interested in a second date.
Not the worst of the worst I guess, but it creeped me out.
It was either senior year in high school or freshman year in college.
I met a guy named Tyler and gave him my number.
He called and I agreed to go out with him a couple weeks later.
Im just used to giving out fake names.
Well, alrighty then.
Obviously, I had this Huhwhadafunk?
She said I should be lucky that she felt the need to look extra sexy for the date.
I just walked right out and left her there.
Never talked to her again.
I dont know and dont care how she got home.
That woman was a hot mess.
She said,I have a brain condition where Im not responsible for my actions.
I was polite, listened and responded when appropriately.
After we ate I paid the check, told her it wasnt going to work out and quickly left.
I was going to take her to get ice cream afterward so just went and got it by myself.
He asked me what I thought Id be doing in 5 years.
I gave him a generic response.
I thought he was joking.
I asked if she had a job?
She said no because if she got a job her ex wouldnt have to pay as much.
In the divorce settlement, she quit her job to screw him as much as possible.
I dont know the guy, but I know youre a bitch.
Met a real character a few years ago.
Over dinner, I told him that my brother was a Marine.
He replied, my mother always jokes that Ill fight for freedom one day.
You know, in the next civil war.
Been practicing on deer.
Killing people cant be that much harder.
He was also at least 30 pounds heavier than his photos and was a self-described redneck and doomsday prepper.
Not all heroes wear capes.
He wanted to have dinner and was super nervous about his height.
I could care less, never been picky on looks, the things he said mattered more.
He said he was 52.
No big deal, got to the restaurant and hes easily 411.
Nicest car I ever been in.
Then he started to brag about his income.
I immediately excused myself and never spoke to him again.
He kept asking me if I was wearing hair extensions.
First time he asked, he was like your hair is so pretty.
You wearing hair extensions?
and I was like thank you, no its my hair.
I mean, he can ask if hes wondering, thats fine and I dont mind.
later he commented again can not believe its your real hair, so I just responded, it is.
Again, 5 min.
Me: Well, yeah Im not and why on earth would I lie about it?
Him: Its false advertising.
I was seriously creeped out at this point.
Maybe he had some weird hair fetish or something…Paid for my drinks and never called him again.
BTW she was 22 and I was 21.
He picked me up for our first date three drinks in and already smelled like liquor.
This will seem dumb, and it was a second date.
Went to see a Mission Impossible 5 and she didnt know Tom Cruise was in it.
Like, we were in the seats, he appears, and she says oh tom cruise!.
Nevermind the posters and all that or the previous 4 fucking movies.
I also vaguely remember her being surprised that a margarita had alcohol in it.
I imagined a lifetime of explaining shit 99% of people know but she doesnt.
That and she kinda just hopped in her car and left afterward and it was like 8 PM.
Talking to a guy on the phone after some texting through dating app.
Can barely contribute to the conversation, hes talking so fast and so much.
I had never expressed any interest in a threesome or polyamory.
He also pushed me to tell him exactly which sexual acts I would be comfortable with.
We didnt meet on a hookup app or a dating site or anything like that.
Unsurprisingly he didnt take it well when I gently let him down.
Thankfully it turned out my friends were looking for a reason to get rid of him anyway.
He said, are you like… one of those smart people?
