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Updated 10 months ago,July 11, 2024
Im no cool girl.
Im not going to pretend that I enjoy poker and threesomes, just to make you like me.
Im not the girl who will make your life easy, but I will make it worthwhile.
Tiana
Im always clear about how I feel.
If you piss me off, Im going to tell you exactly what you did that was wrong.
But if you cant handle me when Im nagging you to death, you dont deserve my sexts.
Im not the best girlfriend.
Unfortunately, I tend to say the wrong things at the wrong time.
Im doing all I can to make you happy.
I wont hold back my crazy.
If a show kills off my favorite character, Ill cry about it for days.
If my favorite baseball team loses, Ill throw curses at the ref through the television.
I can be a little crazy, because Im passionate about the things I love.
But lucky for you, that means Ill be crazy in the bedroom, too.
Your kinkiest fantasies will become a reality.
I have high standards I expect you to reach.
In fact, it might be grounds for a breakup.
If that sounds harsh, then you could hit the road.
But believe me, my high standards go both ways.
I wont inflate your ego.
I wont laugh at your jokes if they arent funny.
I wont tell you that youre making a good decision when youre making the wrong one.
Im going to be brutally honest with you.
If I go easy on you, youll never reach your full potential.
I take forever to get ready.
Yes, Im the stereotypical woman who spends an hour in front of the mirror.
You should be happy about it.
I have hot male friends.
I wont use them to attempt to make you jealous.
If Im texting them, its because I have something to say to them.
On the plus side, you’ve got the option to have all the female friends youd like.
I can be pushy.
If I want to take a trip to Disney, I wont shut up about it until it happens.
But you know what that means?
That were eventually going to go to Disney together.
If thats not a perk of dating me, then I dont know what is.
I have trouble making decisions.
Dealing with my fickle attitude can be frustrating.
Of course, that means youll always get to choose where you want to eat.
I alternate between loving and hating myself.
There is no in between.
Im still working on finding myself, and I want a man who understands that.
No, I want a man who loves that.
