Most men dont realize that women are flirting with when they do these 30 things listed below.
When she playfully hits you
Universal sign: playfully hitting you.
Unless you see her playfully hitting everyone, but its most likely her just flirting.
Unsplash / Clem Onojeghuo
This applies with every form of physical contact, but especially with those playful hits on your shoulder.
Darkpulll
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When she compares your hand sizes
Wow, your hands are so much bigger than mine!
sleepyemoji
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When she locks the door to the room
Some of us are dense as can be.
Once had a woman over and she asked if Id go lock the door.
I thought she was being weird until I turned around and her clothes were off.
THEN I got it.
I now look for signals.
Hipppydude
4.
Its obvious in hindsight but I was a dumbass.
Used to tell her friends to walk ahead/go without her
Playful hitting.
ninjasaurxd
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When she makes excuses to touch you
Its weird but might just be me.
Not really their fault if they dont pick up.
vazydazy
6.
Eye contact, smiling, laughing at jokes, etc are very ambiguous and can be interpreted many ways.
Most guys are going to default to the safe position, i.e.
redditingatwork31
7.
I laughed so hard then explained that they were waiting for him to ask him out.
After facepalming like five times I explained the hanging out accompanied by flirting was their showing interest.
pausingthekids
8.
All throughout high school, nothing.
Dating other guys in college, all boring, when I meet him there, apparently he transferred.
I nearly yell in joy at the coincidence.
I decide that Im not letting the opportunity slip by.
After catching up with him and stuff I straight up kissed him.
Told him that I had a crush on him and he just sits there shocked.
Apparently he had a crush on me since high school, he just didnt think I was interested.
Fucking facepalmed so hard.
Unless shes a lesbian.
Terminated109
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Men are NOT SMART creatures.
KhaosElement
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When she models clothing for you
Very dense man here.
Made friends with the new girl in town that moved into the apartment next door.
One day she calls for me to come over and help her out.
Thinking she needed help moving furniture or something I obliged.
Instead she needed assistance picking out what bikini to wear that weekend.
So there I am trying to give this girl my honest opinion while trying to hold back an erection.
Ill add that she had a breast aug and that her rack was impressive.
To this day we remain friends, but are simply neighbors.
Belly_Laugher
11. juniusgirl
12.
When she comes over late at night
Im just gonna speak from experience of being a guy.
UncleVicVic
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When she texts you cute pictures
She says compliments like, Hey, I like your shirt.
If she keeps walking, no go.
If she stays to chat?
Stop, talk to her and get her phone number.
Its a common piece of dating advice in womens magazines to say something like that to guys.
The problem is, men assume the girl likes their clothes, not likesthem.
She asks what clothes you think look sexy, hairstyles, etc.
Sends you photos of herself in outfits to get your opinion.
Green flag: you tell her, and she dresses that way.
Or she changes her hairstyle based on your preference.
Friendly Inquisition her friend(s) ask, What do you think of [girls name]?
Is she your jot down?
She ditches friends to hang out with you.
She comes up with excuses to hang out togetheralone, e.g.
homework, studying, working on a project, etc.
But she spends more time flirting with you and asking personal questions.
Green flag if youre not even in the same classes or she does not need help studying.
She asks you to help her with easy stuff.
Key is shes over-the-top grateful and doesnt want you to leave.
Hoping youll talk to her.
After asking you a question and you answer, shes still there.
Shes gotten off work and has no reason to stay.Yourethe reason she wants to stay.
If shes at work but says when she gets off workshe wants to hang out with you after.
She preemptively mentions being single.
Or that shes broken up with her boyfriend.
She gives you her phone number without you even asking for it.
Or she gets your number from someone else.
She texts you cute/sexy picturesandinvites you to hang out.
She shows interest in your hobbies even though she didnt before.
Come to my house to play video games.
Especially if she says, But I have no one to go with.
She wants you to ask her out.
She casually bring up events, and gauges your reaction.
If you show interest, she pounces and says you should go together.
[4 hours later that night]Wait, did she ask me out on a date?
Self-invite date, e.g.
Reminder date, e.g.
When are you gonna take me for a spin in your car?
When are we going to watch that TV show at your place?
She asks if you have plans for the night or weekend.
Ask her out for drinks.
Calls, texts (especially when its late), likes all your Facebook posts, etc.
If she constantly flakes, she just enjoys your attention and doesnt want to escalate further.
If she acts like this with you while in a relationship with someone else, run away.
She shares songs, photos, quotes, videos, stories etc.
with you related to love.
Its a test to see if you think about her in those ways.
Writes big long messages in your yearbook, her phone number and an invite to hang out.
When she expresses what she wants as if it was the opinion of other people.
Saying things like: My friends think we would make a cute couple.
My Mom asked if youre my boyfriend yet cuz we hang out together so much.
Asks Have you been working out?
and feeling your biceps or abs.
Massages and back rubs (takes off top).
She complains about being cold.
If youre outside, put your arms around her.
If youre lying down watching TV together, cuddle closer.
If she says her hands are cold, hold her hands.
She shows off her body.
Shes really trying if she tells you to look at her dress, legs, etc.
Look how short my skirt is!
Or she invites you to touch.
I just used a new razor to shave my legs and theyre so smooth.
She finds excuses to remove clothes.
Too hot, has to take a shower, change clothes, show off her tattoo or nipple piercing.
She doesnt change rooms or kill the door or kick you out.
She steals something from youlike a hat.
Youre supposed to chase her into a room and kiss.
Or takes a small item from you and drops it down her top.
She borrows things (she doesnt need) to make up a reason to talk to you.
She forgets things at your place so she has a reason to come backand hook up.
You go out on a group outing with her and friends.
They gradually leave until youre alone with the girl, maybe even her house or room.
She invites you to a party or event, but sticks to you the whole night.
If you get sick or hurt, she gets worried beyond a normal friend.
She comes over with food and plays nurse.
And she doesnt mention sharing a cab with the whole group of friends, just you.
If shes dropping people off after a party, night out, event, etc.
she drops off everyone first and you last, even passing by your home to do it.
To get you alone.
She misses the last train, bus, etc.
so she can sleep over.
Or makes excuses not to leave your car.
She brings up sleeping arrangements.
She mentions how shes home alone tonight, roommate is away, her parents out of town, etc.
She wants you to invite yourself over to fool around.
Or for you to ask her to come over to your place.
Hot tip: text her coming over or come over and see how she reacts.
Thirst: Im so horny!
I need to get laid tonight Ive never fucked in [location youre both in now].
She brags about her sexual skills.
I give great blowjobs.
She implies that the current circumstances are ideal for sex.
Were the only ones here.
We could fool around no one would know.
No one can hear us with these walls.
This bed is really comfortable, you know.
Im not wearing panties.
Im on birth control.
Ive got condoms in that drawer.
Those arent random facts she just brought up.
She kisses another girl in front of youand wants you to watch.
Or invites you into a room to fool around more.
Shes tired of hinting.
Straight talk is the last resort.
She says she used to have a crush on you.
If shes single, she could be hinting shestillhas a crush and you should ask her out.
gotthelowdown
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When she makes you breakfast
In high school I was so oblivious to any girl flirting with me.
People even asked me what I thought of a girl and I didnt get they were asking for her.
I was always bummed thinking girls never liked me.
I feel so dumb looking back on it.
acreativeredditlogin
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Later on, he invited me over for drinks and Stranger Things marathoning.
He was just worried about me driving home drunk.
Party_Shark_
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When she wants to cuddle
Cuddling because Im cold.
Also cooking him dinner.
To be fair Im awful at flirting.
deedee_gooml
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When she compliments your physical appearance
Complimenting something youre wearing/physical feature.
Constant eye contact too, if I didnt think you were attractive I wouldnt be holding eye contact.
pieceofgrass
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Still am not sure either.
privateLoginUsername
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So if you notice she looks at you when she laughs theres a good chance.
nadiamuz
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When she straddles you
My husband apparently doesnt know that straddling him means I want sex.
PrincessAlterEgo
21. haveanicesummer
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I said ah no dont worry thanks.
I then slept on the floor in the dorm room of a dude.
To this day I havent forgiven myself.
GFandango
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In fairness, I was pretty clueless too.
When he asked me out on a date, I didnt quite pick up why he asked me out.
goldentalks
24. foodgoregalore
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When she admits she dreamt about you
Shed always touch/lean really close when we spoke.
Also said in a group I was a part of that she had a sex dream about me.
I laughed it off as a joke.
Just realized those may have been signals, Im struggling to believe I was that oblivious, even now.
Sex dreams are common between friendly classmates right… TheRulerAndTheKiller
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I wasnt very tired so I started kissing his neck and grinding against him all sexy like.
Im being seduced!'
cuddleslut77
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When she asks for your phone number
Story time (I have posted this before)
Male here.
I have a friend that goes to a private school.
The school is a good 20 minutes away by car, assuming light traffic.
His bus normally lets him and this other girl out at our local library.
Now, this school gives IDs to their students, as is usual.
My friend happened to have a school photo on his ID that I found amusing.
So, my friend and I happen to be hanging around one day, along with the other girl.
We are chatting, and the topic of our conversation drifts to the ID photo.
She offers to send said picture to me, and asks for my phone number.
I politely decline, and take the photo myself.
Yeah I still cringe about it to this day.
Kingo1230
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I responded, Ok, goodnight!
It wasnt until today that I thought, waaaait a minute…. mddha2
29.
I was talking to him and we got on the topic of liking people.
He told me that he was really bad at telling if someone liked him.
So this was were i took my chance and said, I like you.
So I thought he had pretty just rejected me, but nope.
Later he told me he had a crush on me, and thought it was one-sided on his side.
TheTulipana
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Actually, most guys do pick up on the signals but convince themselves that its their imagination.
No way can she be interested in me.
She said she likes my shirt.
Shits tough man… Aliamtrickey
