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Updated 4 years ago,March 26, 2021
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Jimdontcarrey
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Im going to make you dead.
(YouTube)
Then Im going to make you into a cake.
Im going to make you dead.
Then Im going to make you into a cake.
(YouTube)
ActualGuesticles
3. littlepeach16
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I wonder what hed smell like if I burned him up.
I think the little guy was talking about me.
TelepathicMustache
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When mommy kisses me goodnight she puts her tongue in my mouth.
When mommy kisses me goodnight she puts her tongue in my mouth.
My friend babysat a little girl and told me she said this.
snackbarclosed
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If you make her cry well take you out into the woods and leave you there.
bobqjones
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I live in your nightmares.
Little girl by herself at the pool and starts diving and swimming near our group.
Nevuary
8.
Is your dad dead?
I was working at a kidssummer campand had to go with this ~6-year-old boy to the bathroom.
While he was washing his hands, he looked at my while smiling and said Is your dad dead?
I looked at him and said No.
Then the kid said Well, why isnt he?
Wasnt sure how to respond to that.
aggierogue3
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If you dont come play with me Ill choke myself.
4-5 yr old came up to me and was pointing towards the arcade room, come play with me.
….. Then just stared at me.
AnonymousCrime
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Youre going to die in a school.
I was doing a placement in a primary school, working with 7-8-year-olds.
A girl named Emily (lovely little demon-spawn.
A few seconds pass.
DS: Youre going to die in a school.
A little giggle passes through the other kids at the table.
Im left quietly trying to process the conversation logically.
alamais
11.
Im a bad doggie.
c’mon spank me, master.
I was playing D&D at a coworkers house.
His quiet 9-year-old daughter tugged on my sleeve so I assumed she wanted me to get her some food.
kindly spank me, master.
Grahf_SOP
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My niece and I were playing with my son at my moms house.
My niece had the little red sword and started poking me with it.
I told her to stop and that it wasnt nice.
She told me, You cant talk.
icanhaznph
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I know where you sleep.
A friend got his 2-year-old a lettuce knife so shed stop asking to use real knives.
SaddestClown
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Theyll be here soon.
Created an account for this.
He goes straight to the large front window and just stands and stares.
I asked him [Little bros name] buddy, are you okay, whatre you looking at?
and his reply was Them.
Theyll be here soon.
furbaschwab
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For a minute there I thought you were a cyclops.
TulsaBrawler
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He says I am his.
My high-school girlfriend has a little brother who was like 3-4 at the time.
One day we were babysitting him and playing with cars on the floor.
Out of nowhere, he starts looking really concerned and looking around.
We keep playing, but he stands up, and walks straight into the garage.
We followed him in there and he just kept looking toward the wall and started crying.
Still freaks me out just thinking about it.
spacedelivered
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You think Im sexy?
You think Im sexy?
a 2nd grader asking me as I was fixing a computer, wtf is with these kids today?
sbhunterpcpart
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When I was babysitting for my neighbors, a kid walked up to me and said hes coming.
When I asked who he just pointed at the door of the living room.
a_floppy_koala
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He says he can come down from the clouds whenever he wants, he just has to sneak out.
My wifes niece had an imaginary friend when she was 2-3 years old.
The biggest thing was her friend had died after being shot, which was how her grandfather died.
Undercover_Chimp
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I know your sisters and I will defeat them without any fear.
I work in the ER.
Once a little girl came in.
Her mom found her in her room, dragging/scraping a pencil up and down her shin bone.
When her mother asked what she was doing, she said Im just doing my math homework.
She would not look at her siblings and kept saying she didnt have any.
They looked exactly like something from a horror movie.
One said I know your sisters and I will defeat them without any fear.
One said Prepare for battle on the trampoline.
It begins at sunset.
sssmorgann
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I should have burned down his house with him inside it.
Oh, I should have burned down his house with him inside it, doing both things at once!
Figuring out how to best kill someone and destroy their property is not a skill you need quite yet.
um_hi_there
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Boy killed girl in the neck with a knife and put her in a closet.
This happened about 3 years ago…
I went on a vacation with my parents to go see some family in Calgary, Alberta.
They were pretty young parents and had two kids, one 6 and the other 3.
Both were born with pretty bad speech impediments and the six-year-old barely talked, while the three-year-old couldnt.
My parents and the three-year-old kid went into one building while I took the six-year-old with me.
About halfway through the house he pointed at a closet and said, Boy killed girl here.
He was pretty young so I asked him what he meant, it was a big mistake.
He elaborated, Boy killed girl in the neck with a knife and put her in a closet.
Needless to say I shit my pants and got the hell out of dodge.
Sorry for any errors Im on mobile and it was a while ago!
litbooty
23.
How many times do you give the poisonous foods to the people before they go die?.
Okay, so I used to volunteer at a really old nursing home for really old people.
Aeksel
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Why are you saying goodbye, are you going to die?
I work at a preschool.
Over the years I have heard the kids say some creepy/funny things.
One little boy who was five always had strange things to say.
This is also the same little boy who would try and grab teachers asses.
TheWickedA
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We need to have the funerals!
This happened to me at work last week.
So my coworker and I were looking at some kids when they walked away and one yelled Come on!
We need to have the funerals!
My coworker and I stared at each other and they said Well… Thats disturbing.
The girls were around 8 years old maybe.
why-have-a-username
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Im going to break your fucking head in with this shovel.
A friend of a friend brought their 3-year-old grandson to our house.
We alerted both adult parties but unfortunately there dont seem to be any real consequences for this kid.
Kodakaidojo
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Momma, dont go, that girl is gonna die soon.
I was on the bus and this little girl and her mom get on.
She takes one look at me and bursts into inconsolable tears.
Her mom is doing everything she can to make her stop, but all to no avail.
I was a little sketched-out for the rest of the day.
Milly_cyrus
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We have nightmares about people getting cut up.
There was a set of demon twins when I worked in after school daycare.
mad_libbz
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The lady with the long hair you cant see told me.
He said: The lady with the long hair you cant see told me.
Laralie
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DIE ON THE CROSS LIKE A WHITE PERSON!
My brother was once wrestling his friend for fun (they were 13ish years old).
His friend grabs him around the neck and yells DIE ON THE CROSS LIKE A WHITE PERSON!
