I have no idea how I survived.

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Updated 4 years ago,April 3, 2021

Call Jenny for a good time.

I entered the number on my phone and let it ring.

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Andi Szilagyi

Within a few rings, a woman answered saying, Whos this?

So I went with, Uh yeah, this is Blake.

Are we still on for Friday?

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The woman replied, Wrong number.

I quickly responded, This is Jenny, right?

Sorry to bother you.

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Andi Szilagyi

The woman said, Man, I was so wasted last weekend.

I dont even remember giving you my number.

So Blake, refresh my memory.

What do you look like?

I thought about it for a second and decided to be mostly honest.

I replied, White guy, six-foot-three, about two-hundred pounds, in my earlier 30s.

What are you doing later tonight?

I replied, Well, I was thinking about heading back up to Club O and grabbing a beer.

If I see you I see you if I dont I dont.