I think I am a pretty okay person overall.

Stop thinking about the people involved and the lives Im ruining and just think about it as FUNNY.

But theyreyou, I thought to myself.

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Snow White

How did they not know?

It was astounding, an astounding truth.Everyone thought they were Dumbo.

I always thought I was Dumbo too.

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What if Im not Dumbo?

Do I even care?

Does it make it worse if I dont care that Im not Dumbo?

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Snow White

for not immediately falling in love with Joseph Gordon-Levitt because he was skinny and tall!

Am I actually Joseph Gordon-Levitt but Ive seen myself as Zooey Deschanel this whole time!?

What Im saying is: what if Im actually the villain?

Because nobody roots for the villain and the villain never winseven if they do have the best stories.