I think I am a pretty okay person overall.
Stop thinking about the people involved and the lives Im ruining and just think about it as FUNNY.
But theyreyou, I thought to myself.

Snow White
How did they not know?
It was astounding, an astounding truth.Everyone thought they were Dumbo.
I always thought I was Dumbo too.

What if Im not Dumbo?
Do I even care?
Does it make it worse if I dont care that Im not Dumbo?

Snow White
for not immediately falling in love with Joseph Gordon-Levitt because he was skinny and tall!
Am I actually Joseph Gordon-Levitt but Ive seen myself as Zooey Deschanel this whole time!?
What Im saying is: what if Im actually the villain?
Because nobody roots for the villain and the villain never winseven if they do have the best stories.