He calls those weaseling, once-on-their-knees-in-front-of-him, exes friends.
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Updated 1 year ago,April 2, 2024
They are not your friends.
Those girls you used to intertwine your legs with at night and share your bed with.
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A girl falls for a guy, yada-yada-yada, they move in together.
Every one of these women disrespected, jeopardized, and attempted to seduce him.
Notice the sun to the galaxy of exes: it is the guy.
He is the number one phone call to the women he hasnt let go of.
He has an ex as his emergency contact.
So you could either accept it or leave because I cant end these relationships.
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This is the fuckboy boyfriend.
We all know the bang out.
He might start actually seeing a girl while seeing another girl.
Your boyfriend is pursuing other women, women he never stopped pursuing.
Hes a fuckboy and he will lie.
He will get phone calls past midnight which he wont answer.
Hell straighten his hair to work at a warehouse filled with men.
He will update his Tinder account one month into moving in with a girl stupid enough to trust him.
Its like a sick, twisted compulsion.
The fuckboy boyfriend is a rare breed.
He craves actual intimacy and love.
Hes a serial dater but doesnt actually commit to any one woman.
The fuckboy boyfriend comes with a lifelong warranty.
it’s possible for you to rely on him.
His girlfriend probably cant, but thats why youre the alluring, sexy ex now.
You dont have to put up with his crap, youll find a real man.
The fact that his girlfriend hates you makes the disrespecting of their relationship that much hotter.
Most women see the red flags, the serious attachment issues, and run.
Being a current is much, much more embarrassing than being an ex.
How does anybody put up with that crap you may ask?
So he calls those weaseling, once-on-their-knees-in-front-of-him, exes friends.
Its like that click in movies or books where all the clues fit together.
Youre being cheated on (emotionally or physically or both!)
Love isnt to blame though, loving a fuckboy because he was so good at disguising it, is.
Dont worry though, babe.
I know what friends with once-maybe-still-intimate relationships means.
I was a mistress to an engaged man once.
I had a rough past, made some bad decisions.
I had sex with him a few hours after that call.
I know past lovers.
The second Im off the market, Im off the market.
Not the fuckboy boyfriend.
He has a great recycling system, the fuckboy does.
Even if he has somebody, that is not enough.
The line between a fuckboy and a narcissist doesnt exist because they are one and the same.
Is there really a drought of assholes that women will be willing to toss themselves at his feet for?
Cheating isnt the worst part, though.
It simply cannot be done.
Nobody writes a recipe for a healthy relationship with ex-girlfriends as the second ingredient.
Ive never had somebody solely be friends with women theyve been inside of.
Ive never seen someone not give up a single booty call number despite being in a serious relationship.
That is because it is not a serious relationship to the fuckboy.
The fuckboy boyfriend: 100% fuckboy, 100% lying boyfriend.
Fuckboys do not change.
Pathetic, desperate exes do not have respect.
If you dont see it, its not there: stop looking, pack up and move on.
For the love of God, move on how he clearly has no idea how to and be healthy.
