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Updated 9 months ago,August 2, 2024
QuotingMean Girlsisnt just a sport.
Tina Fey gives me life.
She is my reason for being.
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Ex-boyfriends are off-limits to friends.
Thats just, like, the rules of feminism.
Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Regina George.
We only carry sizes one, three and five.
You could try Sears.
Thats why her hair is so big.
Its full of secrets.
Its like I have ESPN or something.
My breasts can always tell when its going to rain.
Well… they can tell when its raining.
Janis: We gotta crack Gretchen Wieners.
We crack Gretchen, and then we crack the lock on Reginas whole dirty history.
Damian: Say crack again.Janis: Crack.
But youre, like, really pretty… You think youre really pretty?
Im a mouse, duh.
Can I get you guys anything?
Oh, God love ya.
I dont hate you cause your fat.
Youre fat cause I hate you!
I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school.
I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy.
One time, she punched me in the face.
I want to lose three pounds.
I have a nephew named Anfernee, and I know how mad he gets when I call him Anthony.
Almost as mad as I get when I think about the fact that my sister named him Anfernee.
Cause shes a life ruiner.
She ruins peoples lives.
Regina George is not sweet!
Shes a scum-sucking road whore, she ruined my life!
It was so sad.
On Wednesdays we wear pink.
Made out with a hot dog?
Oh my God that was one time!
Did you see nipple?
It only counts if you saw a nipple!
Whats so great about Caesar?
Brutus is just as cute as Caesar.
Brutus is just as smart as Caesar.
People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar.
And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh?
Because thats not what Rome is about.
We should totally just stab Caesar!
You smell like a baby prostitute.
Im sorry I called you a gap-toothed bitch.
Its not your fault youre so gap-toothed.
I guess its probably because Ive got a big lesbian crush on you!
Everyone in Africa can read Swedish.
Oh my God, Danny DeVito!
I love your work!
I cant go to Taco Bell.
Im on an all-carb diet.
God, Karen, you are so stupid!
If youre from Africa, why are you white?
There are two kinds of evil people in this world.
Im not a regular mom, Im a cool mom.
Damian: My Nana takes her wig off when she is drunk.
Ms. Norbury: Your Nana and I have that in common.
Gretchen, Im sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles.
And Im sorry for telling everyone about it.
And Im sorry for repeating it now.
She doesnt even go here!
I hear she does car commercials…in Japan.
Whatever, Im getting cheese fries.
I have this theory, that if you cut off all her hair shed look like a British man.
This is Susan from Planned Parenthood, I have her test results.
If you could have her call me as soon as she can.
