The Alternate Universe Where You Stayed

In that alternate universe, my hair is a mess and so is yours. But for once, our minds are not. They dont feel so clouded and tangled. Peaceful, I guess. Everything feels gentle and easy. I guess thats what I crave the most. To just feel okay again. To feel safe again. To feel hope again. Maybe in that alternate universe, we dont drink whiskey at all. If our humor would be as dark....

March 20, 2018 · 1 min · 162 words · Sharon Marsh

The Most Successful People Are The Ones You’ve Never Heard Of (And Why They Want It That Way)

Most people with a public persona tell you that the downsides outweigh the upsides. The reason for that is something calledthe survivorship bias. Evenmy own writingis guilty of this. Diego PH I tell stories about Rockefeller and Grant and Alexander the Great. I dont talk about the people who were talented but had a better sense of what wasenough. This is true ofthe Stoics too, who I have helped to popularize....

March 20, 2018 · 3 min · 483 words · Matthew Howard DDS

30 Insults That Will Make You Sound Classy And Intelligent

“You consistently set low expectations and fail to achieve them.” I can only explain it to you. I cant understand it for you. Unsplash / Hian Oliveira amperages 2. I envy everyone you have never met. TheGarp 3. Unsplash /Hian Oliveira Youre like the end pieces of a loaf of bread. Everyone touches you, but nobody wants you. Tartaras1 4. Youre not pretty enough to be that stupid. sinan810 5. I would love to insult you but Im afraid I wont do it as well as nature did....

March 19, 2018 · 2 min · 381 words · Darrell Patterson

40 People Tell The Hilarious Stories That Perfectly Sum Up The Stupidest People They’ve Ever Met

Guy was a nutcase though. He had very thin skin and theslightestthing would set him off. Hes go absolutelynutswhen he was set off though. God & Man He yelled at the security guard and threatened to have him fired because he didnt like his tone. My friends father robbed a bank in a small town in Indiana where he lived. This was in the late 70s or early 80s. God & Man...

March 19, 2018 · 9 min · 1748 words · Steven Franklin

The 50 Best Quick And Funny Tongue Twisters

So, this is the sushi chef. By Updated 7 years ago,March 23, 2018 1.I saw a kitten eating chicken in the kitchen. 2.A slimy snake slithered through the sandy Sahara. Seth Doyle 3.So, this is the sushi chef. 5.How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 6.Lesser leather never weathered wetter weather better. 7.One smart fellow, he felt smart. Two smart fellows, they felt smart....

March 19, 2018 · 2 min · 368 words · Cynthia Bell

The Toxic Way You Ruin Your Relationships, Based On Your Zodiac Sign

Taurus: You keep score. You feel like every nice thing you do for your person should be rewarded. You bottle up your emotions, which is why your relationship problems stay unresolved. Unsplash / Nathan Dumlao Your person never has any idea of what youre thinking, because you make them guess. Taurus: April 20th May 20th You keep score. You feel like every nice thing you do for your person should be rewarded....

March 19, 2018 · 2 min · 356 words · Ashley Jennings

The Wolf In Sheep’s Clothing: How To Spot A Covert Narcissist And The One Thing That Always Gives Them Away

There is one thing that distinguishes a wolf in sheep’s clothing early on from a genuine person. Can you guess what it is? However, within, they are predatory wolves, ready to devour their prey. God & Man Who they present themselves to be is far different from who they truly are. Yet their glowing public image is no match for their nefarious private deeds. These wolves lurk anywhere and everywhere, waiting to ensnare their victims into theirtwisted web....

March 19, 2018 · 2 min · 340 words · Amy Garcia

These Last Texts Between A Man And His Friend Who Committed Suicide Are Heartbreakingly Tragic

https://twitter.com/quagmeijer_/status/974636351634268160 Here are the full messages: Oof. This is absolutely heartbreaking. Even if you knew something was wrong beforehand, it isnt your fault. *Twitter / @quagmeijer_ and Unsplash / Courtney Clayton* I repeat: it isnt your fault. There are some things that, at the end of the day, are out of our control. Its unfair to yourself to carry the blame that isnt yours to bear. Twitter / @quagmeijer_andUnsplash / Courtney Clayton...

March 19, 2018 · 1 min · 90 words · Kelly Banks

61 Juicy Details From The ‘Bachelor Nation’ Book That Prove The Show Isn’t All Champagne And Limos

During casting, the producers pick two girls they think the Bachelor/Bachelorette will really like. The other 23 contestants are cast only because they will make good TV. Its required (and enjoyable!) laureneburnham Instagram reading for any fan of the series. [*] During casting, the producers pick two girls they think the Bachelor/Bachelorette will really like. The other 23 contestants are cast only because they will make good TV. [*] The other executive producer, Lisa Levenson, is the characterUnRealis based on....

March 17, 2018 · 4 min · 738 words · Matthew Howard

7 Types Of Subtle Toxic Relationships That Are Eating Away At Your Energy

We dont realize theyre draining us until the damage has been done. When youre around someone who is clearly and extremely volatile, youre forced to draw lines. The person you feel bad about not being friends with. Danielle Drislane Youre just using them in the process. The person wont take responsibility. The person who is intentionally helpless. Either way, they leave you responsible for their emotional labor. The person who cant tolerate other peoples pain....

March 17, 2018 · 1 min · 202 words · Steven Everett

111 Loaded Questions That Reveal Someone’s Biggest Insecurities, Vulnerabilities And Emotional Baggage

Are you more emotionally stable when youre single or in a relationship? These questions disrupt the listeners usual ways of thinking and simultaneously uncover their true self. However, it should be done in a time-appropriate and context-appropriate manner. When asking loaded questions, always respect the boundaries of others. Always be aware that a person may or may not answer honestly. In fact, some of these are so revealing that its very possible they wont!...

March 16, 2018 · 7 min · 1280 words · Bradley Welch

17 Funny Verbal Pranks So You Can Make Your Friends Say Funny Things Out Loud

Tell someone to spell “pig” backwards and then say “pretty colors.” Ask a girl to look down and then spell the word attic. Tell someone to say eye and then spell cup. Quote Catalog Ask someone to say Gabe itches ten times fast. Say sofa king awesome ten times fast. Tell a guy to say my dixie wrecked ten times fast. Ask someone to hold their tongue and say, I was born on a pirate ship....

March 16, 2018 · 1 min · 192 words · Timothy Clements

20 People Reveal The Horrible Gut Feeling They Had About Something (Or Someone) That Actually Turned Out To Be Dead-On

He didn’t do or say anything strange though, and generally seemed like a nice guy. The complex was managed by the owners son and right from the get-go he seemed off to me. Nothing that I could articulate, but I felt uncomfortable around him. Unsplash / Simon Migaj Well one day I grab the local paper and on the front page is this guys face. Edit: I found an article about it....

March 16, 2018 · 10 min · 1925 words · Andrea Donovan