I know when certain dogs are going to bark.
I know when the couple across the street is going to pull into the driveway.
And I know when the ice cream truck is going to drive past my house, playing its jingle.
Kazden Cattapan
I hear that irritating, high-pitched song at least three times per day.
Most families stick to eating the ice cream kept in their freezer.
Curious, I tried doing some research on the subject (while procrastinating on accomplishing any real work).
That couldve been the end of my search.
I couldve exited out of the tab and went back to my real work.
They disagreed about what the supposed hypnotism actually accomplished.
Some said it tricked people into being satisfied with their lackluster lives.
Others said it sent people spiraling into a sad, hopeless state.
They all said it was dangerous.
A threat to their free will.
To be clear, I dont seriously believe theres anything sinister about ice cream trucks and their cutesy tunes.
