It happens to everyone.
You’re in the middle of reading something on your lunch break and your heart sinks.
Is this another millennial think piece on ‘Girls’?!?????
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Updated 8 years ago,June 24, 2017
1.Have you ever heard of the author?
3.Because, like, they wentviralonce?
4.Do they write about their parents?
5.And how theyre really strict?
7.Or why their child is oversharing on the internet?
9.Do they mention startup culture?
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10.Does their author photo make them look like they probably use a standing desk?
11.Do they completely reject the term millennial?
12.Because they claim to reject labels of any kind?
13.Even though they use the term millennial when it applies to anyone other than them?
14.To the point where the line between irony and lack of self-awareness is very, very blurred?
15.Do they curate their social media?
16.Do they describe things as being on brand for themselves?
18.Do they have a strong opinion on Lena Dunham?
Or 13 Reasons Why?
19.Are they ready to fight you over Lena Dunham?
Or 13 Reasons Why?
20.Do they shit on older generations?
21.While simultaneously shitting on their own generation?
22.Especially in regards to how technology is ruining their generation?
23.But the only example they give for how technology is ruining it is hookup culture?
24.Do they sort of hate the internet?
25.Even though they work for it?
