I HATE THIS MOVIE.
They all just make me angry.
All I Want For Christmas Is You Girl:Best character in the movie.
AMAZING single braid and sparkling crop topEXACTLY the look I aspired to embody when I was 10.
The movie shouldve just been about her because everyone else was insufferable.
Liam Neesons Son Who Is In A Lot Of Movies But I Can Never Remember His Name:Perfect.
Emma Thompson:Amazing.
Really irritated he couldnt see his idiot friend was in love with Keira Knightley.
Hot Office Guy:So boring.
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His glasses didnt match how hot he is and it was distracting to me.
Colin Firths Cheating Wife:Whatever.
I thought her biggest offense was wearing a turtleneck with no pants.
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He knew the accent would be a hit and he went for it.
His eyes freaked me out.
Colin Firths Super Young Love Interest:Ok, how old is she?
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She seems so nice and practical that I am bummed she got stuck in this movie.
WHERE ARE THEY GOING TO LIVE?
IS SHE MOVING TO ENGLAND?
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IS HE MOVING TO PORTUGAL?
Her family seems fucking awesome though, I would watch a movie about only them.
I was anxious for his career.
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However, her wearing devil horns to the Christmas party is The Worst.
Pretty Secretary To Hugh Grant:How did she get this job?
How old is she?
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Think of the security issues that come up with a spontaneous decision like that.
Keira Knightley:oH MY GoD WHAT is she thinking?
First of all, Sad Love Boy RUINED her wedding video!!!
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I WOULD BE PISSED!!!!!
SHE BARELY REACTS!!!!
AND THE HAT SHE IS WEARING IN THAT SCENE?
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I think she wore it to deliberately set me off.
Hugh Grant:Hugh Grant plays himself in every movie hes even been in.
Did they even bother to give this character a name?
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Its just Hugh Grant.
And his speech about airports in the beginning?????
Sad Office Girl:OH MY GOD.
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She drove me nuts.
I can barely articulate how angry she made me feel every time she was moping on screen.
I just want to grab her shoulders and shake her.
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Alan Rickman:UGHHAS;DLFKJ He is SO BAD at trying to have an affair.
His storyline was painful.
How inappropriate is that?!
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Stop trying to make office crushes real, its an HR nightmare.
And then he buys a present for Sexy Receptionist (did they actually do anything other than flirt?)
while his wife (EMMA THOMPSON OF ALL PEOPLE, WHO IS A GIFT HERSELF!!!)
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I hated the necklace too, it just made me angrier.
Colin Firth:WHITE HOT ANGER FLOWS THROUGH MY VEINS AS I WATCH COLIN FIRTH IN THIS MOVIE.
THEY DO NOT SPEAK THE SAME LANGUAGE!!!!
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YOU WATCH A WOMAN JUMP INTO A LAKE AND THEN YOURE LIKE, YUP, THIS IS IT?
He just gotcheatedon, this whole marriage is a very EXPENSIVE REBOUND.
AGAIN: ISHEGOING TO MOVE TO PORTUGAL?
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WHY IS HE USING A TYPEWRITER IN THE FIRST PLACE?
HE WEARS THEWORSTTURTLENECK IN THE WHOLE MOVIE.
THAT GUY (Sad Love Boy):You know the one.
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The one with the cards.
I never want to see his face ever again.
My resentment towards him is a quiet, brooding one.
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His best friend is just upstairs!You utter goon.
His stupid little smirk after she (stupidly) kisses him.
Sad Love Boy completely drained me emotionally and singlehandedly ruins the whole holiday season every year because he appears EVERYWHERE
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