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Updated 4 years ago,May 30, 2021
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Virgo
A Virgo would be the best apocalypse wife because you will literally never have to want for anything.
She has thought everything through.
Bret Watkins
You need artisanal hand sanitizer from France?
She bought that 6 months ago, just in case.
You need a glass of the best vintage wine your state has to offer?
She has a case in the basement.
You need someone to debate with, or talk to, about all of the things on your mind?
You feeling a little frisky?
Shes up for a little end of the world intimacy.
And when push comes to shove?
She is as calm, cool and organized as youd expect.
All around, shes the catch you need during trying times.
Gemini
A gemini is such a fun loving, and interesting human being.
it’s possible for you to be sure that the conversation while quarantined will be the absolute best.
Just dont ignore her, and you will be the happiest little isolated couple until the end of time.
Pisces
A pisces woman will spare nothing to make you happy.
As a quarantine wife, she will go the extra mile to ensure that your needs are met.
However, she is also extremely sensitive and can get moody from time to time.
Despite her ability to get into her feelings, a Pisces is loyal and nurturing.
Whatever youre going through, she will be there to listen, and to make you feel better.
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Youve found your match.
Leo
The great thing about having a Leo as an apocalypse wife is that they are fun as hell.
You will be constantly entertained.
However, these women are also extremely moody.
Will you be sitting around watching someone enter into an unhealthy relationship with their work from home computer?
Then, be our guest.
But really, blink twice if you need help.
They will constantly be talking to you, asking if you are okay.
If you look at them the wrong way?
If you give their dog more attention than them?
If you take your eyes off of them for one minute?
This may not be the energy you need when, you know, the world is ending.
Need we say more?
