Aries: Love is in the air for you!
Wow, you should be thrilled thathonestly, guys, I cant do it.
Every time I go on the internet something worse has happened.
Matheus Ferrero
Also I don’t know anything about zodiac signs.
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Updated 8 years ago,September 11, 2017
Aries
(Sometime in March?
)Love is in the air for you!
Wow, you should be thrilled thathonestly, guys, I cant do it.
Every time I go on the internet something worse has happened.
Taurus
(Also in March?
Matheus Ferrero
)Good luck is coming your way, Taurus!
Watch out for the moon though becausedid anyone else think the eclipse was the beginning of the end?
Im pretty convinced it shouldve been taken as some kind of Biblical-level warning.
I saw your Facebook status,Josh, what do you mean theres no evidence?
You graduated with an English degree from Rutgers, why are you challenging scientists?
Gemini
(Definitely May)Arent you guys supposed to be evil or something?
You know what else is evil?
Almost everything happening in the world right now.
Can I do that?
I should be informed, right?
Leo
(Hey, this one is me!
)In, like, 2006 I bought my dad a Joel Osteen book (???)
that I dont think he ever read but now Im so angry about it.
Angry about spending money on Osteens book, not about my dad not reading it.
Probably, if anything, it was foreshadowing.
Virgo
(Ugh)Who is even left in the White House at this point?
Who is supervising this?
Libra
(Is this even a real sign?
Scorpio
(No idea)You guys are also supposed to be evil, right?
Capricorn
(January?
)Okay, okay, Im going to be serious again.
Sunshine-y and fun lil guys!
Aquarius
(THERE ARE SO MANY ZODIAC SIGNS)What is Jeff Sessionss zodiac sign?
What about Betsy DeVos?
