You are obsessed with Star Wars.
You have seen every film at least twice.
you might recite every word of every scene.
But have you ever heard these brilliantly silly Star Wars puns before?
To get to the Dark Side.
He felt his presents.
He probably just wanted a girlfriend.
After all, hed Ben Solo for so long.
So it doesnt Hang Solow.
The Umpire Strikes Back.
He couldnt stand the old one Ani longer.
Use the forks, Luke.
Because he has a green thumb.
Use the horse, Luke!
People kept pushing its buttons.
He always has the forks with him.
It has a light side, a dark side, and it binds the galaxy together.
Obi-Wan Cannot Be.
Because hes always making new friends.
Because a Jedi must have patience.
Because hes always a little short.
The second hand store.
In the Sith Grade.
Everything is half off.
They always single file, to hide their numbers.
Wookie steak, but its a little Chewy.
Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.
Then youre looking for love in Alderaan places.
