Getting to know someone in a borderline interview setting.
What if we really connected and hit it off tonight and then got serious but I eventually went bald?
Whatre your views on copious amounts of chest hair?

God & Man
Are you someone who likes to cuddle while sleeping?
If so, do you find it off-putting to wake up in a puddle of your spooners sweat?
Did you feel a dopamine spike with each like?
Have you ever found yourself in a position (as it were) where a safe word was warranted?
What about taking a dump at their place without even attempting to hide it?
Do you ever wonder what sex would be like if you were a dude?
How much boxed red wine consumed on a daily basis would you say is too much?
Do I appear too drunk right now?
Are you the kind of person who needs alone time every once in a while to recharge?
Can you empathize with the way I am, or at least sympathize?
Do you eat pizza with a knife and a fork?
If so, why?
What is your favorite thing to do when youre procrastinating at your place of employment?
Why are boobs good?