Getting to know someone in a borderline interview setting.

What if we really connected and hit it off tonight and then got serious but I eventually went bald?

Whatre your views on copious amounts of chest hair?

Some Questions I Would Like To Ask On A First Date

God & Man

Are you someone who likes to cuddle while sleeping?

If so, do you find it off-putting to wake up in a puddle of your spooners sweat?

Did you feel a dopamine spike with each like?

Have you ever found yourself in a position (as it were) where a safe word was warranted?

What about taking a dump at their place without even attempting to hide it?

Do you ever wonder what sex would be like if you were a dude?

How much boxed red wine consumed on a daily basis would you say is too much?

Do I appear too drunk right now?

Are you the kind of person who needs alone time every once in a while to recharge?

Can you empathize with the way I am, or at least sympathize?

Do you eat pizza with a knife and a fork?

If so, why?

What is your favorite thing to do when youre procrastinating at your place of employment?

Why are boobs good?