1.Do you think hes The One?
2.Do you feel butterflies when youre talking to him?
3.Do you write poetry about him?

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4.Is he a Taurus?
5.Do you have daddy issues?
Is he emotionally unavailable?

Does he live 3,000+ miles away?
9.Is he already dating someone?
10.Oh god, is hemarried?

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Do you justLOVElove!?
13.Do you make horrible decisions?
14.Have you been reading a lot of Thought Catalog articles?
15.Were you not sure how to answer the horrible decision question?
Do you use holidays as an excuse to text people you shouldnt, you piece of shit?
19.Do you think this is love?
20.Is your diary sick of you writing about him?
21.Do you think this is love because hes ignoring you?
22.Do you know what love is?
Do you read his Twitter?
Do you feel insane answering these questions?
Check your results!
Real talk, the answer is probablyno.
Usually its a no.
I dont come up with the rules!
I just write articles for the internet.
This is why I said I cant give you any advice.
What is the point of anything?
Can you just text me back?