How they’ll ask a girl for their number and then never actually use it.
(Okay, we knowwherethe party is, but whos going to be there?
What do we need to bring??)
God & Man
2.How guy friends call each other dicks and all other kinds of mean nicknames.
6.How they absolutelyrefuseto ask for help (even if it would make things 100 times easier).
7.How the hell are they able to wear skinny jeans, and where does their dick go?
8.How do they coordinate those complicated handshakes with each other?
10.How are they able to sit there and actually think about nothing?
11.Why are guys so apprehensive about receiving gifts?
12.How theyll ask a girl for their number and then never actually use it.
14.How guys dont seem to use Chapstick or lotion, even if they need it.
16.Why is it that when they say theyve cleaned the sink, it never actually LOOKS clean?
17.How they dont wear sunscreen.
18.When they go to the bathroom, how are they able to aim with a flaccid penis?
19.How to can seem super into you one day and want nothing to do with you the next.
20.Why do they spendso much timein the bathroom?
21.How they turn into completely different people when theyre with their friends.
22.How they hide the fact that theyre obsessed with hugs and other platonic forms of affection.
23.How they can go from fighting and beating each other up and then go right back to being friends.
24.How they dont seem to talk to each other about the difficult, emotional times in their lives.
25.Why do they always spit on the ground?
26.How they will throw their clothes on the floor when theres a perfectly good hamperright there.
27.Why are they so apprehensive about feminine products?
29.How they can want everything that comes with a relationship but dont actuallywanta relationship.
30.Why theyre so persistent, even if you say you arent interested (or are married).
32.How they want more alone time than they want to be around their significant other.
33.How they can make friends with absolutely anyone.
35.How they cant seem to remember anything you say, even if its just one sentence.
- This listicle is full of generalizations and is meant to be funny, not to be taken seriously!
