You have to admit…‘Hot Frosty’ is something special.
In case you havent heard, people are actually enjoying this movie.
However, it is also because the movie is unhinged.
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May I admit the following into evidence.
Exhibit A: An unseen lunatic sculpted an anatomically correct snowman.
This Middle America Michelangelo then gave the snowman perfect abs and teeth, as well as a thicc cake.
Exhibit B: The town doctor determines that Jack Snowman is medically a snowman.
She simply accepts his identity as a snowman intrinsically.
She is never slammed with a malpractice suit for the entirety of this movie.
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Exhibit C: Jack Snowman doesnt know what food is but knows how to use the Internet.
This is the most unrealistic scene in the movie.
This is after Jack Snowman spends much of the movie inside and exhibits no symptoms of death.
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He may be a snowman, but he still has abs and a thicc cake.
Girl, what are you doing?
Secondly, this is worrisome because Jack Snowman was literally born yesterday.
He has the mind of a toddler.
But also, you fell in love with Jack Snowman??
He didnt know what food was until yesterday.
He doesnt know how to wipe his own butt.
What are you going to talk about now?
Babe, merry Christmas and happy divorce.
