The ‘Agatha All Along’ Witches Ranked By How Likely I’d Join Their Coven

It has twists, tears, and thrills, and its final reveals are well worth the wait.

That means that were obligated to rank them by fabulosity.

Debra Jo Rupp as Sharon Davis

Im sorry, Mrs. Davis.

You never belonged on that Road, and no one ever remembered your name.

Part of me wondered at one time if you were truly a witch.

Thanks for the laughs, though.

You were truly iconic in how Boomery you were.

A true witch, however, you were not, and for that reason you are ranked last.

For that reason, you are relegated to second-to-last place.

Ali Ahn as Alice Wu-Gulliver

You had the most tragic story of them all, Alice.

Just when youd regained your powers and freed yourself of that generational curse, you died.

Kathryn Hahn as Agatha Harkness

Honestly, Agatha should be last.

Adding her to my coven would be self-destructive af, and my therapist told me to be less self-destructive!

After all, she has a soft spot for sardonic, faintly femme queer men (me).

I wouldnt be able to handle always having that fanboy energy around me.

I can barely handle having a boyfriend.

Sasheer Zamata as Jennifer Jen Kale

As Jen, Sasheer Zamata was the true heroine of this series.

Plus, I have been rooting for Sasheer Zamata to make a comeback ever since she was underused bySNL.

Ive always loved her expressiveness and comedic timing, and Im glad that AAA used it to great effect.

Patti LuPone as Lilia Calderu

I mean, hello, shes Patti LuPone!

Anyway, I have no doubt that Lilia would be an integral part of my coven.

My DMs are open, Lilia!