Are you related to yoda because yodalicious!
Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
3.Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
Marvin Meyer
4.Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
5.Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?
Cause you look like a snack!
Taurus
1.Do you like raisins?
How do you feel about a date?
2.Have you been to the doctors lately?
Because I think youre lacking some vitamin me.
3.You know what you would really look beautiful in?
We should do it together sometime.
Gemini
1.Remember me?
Oh, thats right, Ive met you only in my dreams.
2.Your name must be Coca Cola, because youre so-da-licious.
3.I hope youre not a vegetarian, because Id love to meat you.
4.If you were a triangle youd be acute one.
5.There is something wrong with my cell phone.
It doesnt have your number in it.
Cancer
1.Well, here I am.
What are your other two wishes?
2.Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends Ive been touched by an angel?
3.Call me Shrek because Im head ogre heels for you!
4.Are you a Disney princess?
Because youre cinderHella fine!
5.I was wondering if you had an extra heart.
Mine was just stolen.
Leo
1.Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme?
Because Jean-Claude Van Damme youre sexy!
2.You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
3.What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Because youre the answer to all my prayers.
5.Im not drunk, Im just intoxicated by you.
2.Are you my appendix?
3.Ill cook you dinner, if you cook me breakfast.
4.Are you from Starbucks?
Because I like you a latte.
5.Hey, my names Microsoft.
Can I crash at your place tonight?
Libra
1.Were not socks.
But I think wed make a great pair.
2.If I had a garden Id put your tulips and my tulips together.
3.Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?
4.Theres only one thing I want to change about you, and thats your last name.
5.Nice hair, wanna mess it up?
Scorpio
1.Are you lost maam?
Because heaven is a long way from here.
2.Is your name Google?
Because you have everything Ive been searching for.
3.Roses are red, my face is too… that only happens when I see you.
4.Your shirt has to go, but you’ve got the option to stay.
5.Do you have advanced radiation poisoning?
Because you are glowing!
Sagittarius
1.Somebody call the cops, because its got to be illegal to look that good!
2.Do you like sales?
Because if youre looking for a good one, clothing is 100% off at my place.
3.For some reason, I was feeling a little off today.
But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.
4.My magical watch says you arent wearing any panties.
Oh, you are?
It must be an hour fast!
5.Are you my self-esteem?
Because Ive been looking for you everywhere.
Capricorn
1.If I were a transplant surgeon, Id give you my heart.
2.My lips are like skittles.
Wanna taste the rainbow?
3.Do you like science?
Because Ive got my ion you.
4.If you were words on a page, youd be fine print.
5.When a penguin finds a mate they stay with them for the rest of their life.
Will you be my penguin?
Aquarius
1.Are you a beaver?
Can you give me directions to your heart?
4.You know whats on the menu?
5.Do you have an inhaler?
Because you took my breath away!
Pisces
1.Are you French?
Because Eiffel for you.
2.Are you a keyboard?
Because you are my bang out.
3.Are you a bank loan?
Because you got my interest.
4.Are you a sea lion?
Because I want to sea you lion in my bed later!
5.Are you related to yoda because yodalicious!
