Aries: You would be arrested for arson.
When you’re angry, it’s impossible to calm you down.
You scream and curse and flip your shit.
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Even after the argument is over and the dust has settled, you’re skilled at holding grudges.
When youre angry, its impossible to calm you down.
You scream and curse and flip your shit.
Even after the argument is over and the dust has settled, youre skilled at holding grudges.
Thats why your anger would get the best of you and you would burn someones motherfucking house down.
Youre the kind of person who needs closure after a breakup.
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If you dont get it, you act out.
Youll double text them and scroll through their social media and even show up at their front door.
Youll do anything to figure out why they didnt want to be with you.
Gemini: May 21st June 20th
You would be arrested for burglary.
Youre smart, observant.
You would be able to analyze your environment in a way most people never could.
Cancer: June 21st July 22nd
You would be arrested for public intoxication.
You would drink all of your pain away until a cop showed up and snapped handcuffs across your wrists.
Leo: July 23rd August 22nd
You would be arrested for prostitution.
Youre proud of your looks and like showing off your body.
Virgo: August 23rd September 22nd
You would be arrested for hijacking.
Youre hard working, a natural problem solver.
So if you put your mind to it, you would be able to get away with anything.
Libra: September 23rd October 22nd
You would be arrested for computer hacking.
Lets be honest, you spend most of your time staring at a screen.
You would be unstoppable.
Scorpio: October 23rd November 21st
You would be arrested for serial murders.
Sagittarius: November 22nd December 21st
You would be arrested for indecent exposure.
Capricorn: December 22nd January 19th
You would be arrested for battery.
You dont have a short temper, but when someone manages to piss you off, theyreallypiss you off.
You could make them regret ever meeting you.
Aquarius: January 20th February 18th
You would be arrested for vandalism.
You would do it to make the town look more beautiful, not to hurt anyone.
Pisces: February 19th March 20th
You would be arrested for drug dealing.
You know everyone in town, so you have a million numbers in your phone.
And you know how to convince other people to like you (or to buy from you).
It would be beyond easy for you to find customers.
Youre a born businessman.
