Not every storyline from Bridgerton Season 3 is created equal.
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Updated 11 months ago,June 5, 2024
First, have we settled on Polin?
Not Conelope or Penelopolin?
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Polin sounds like a vitamin supplement.
Second, is it necessary to make a couple name for everyone?
Brangelina should have been a flash in the pan.
You cant get any better.
Third, Ill stop complaining and get to my point.
The non-Conelope storylines ofBridgertonSeason 3 are a snoozefest.
Lets rank them by most to least skippable.
Theyre not the main characters anymore and dgaf about anyone elses storyline.
Theyre ready for their honeymoon and dont want to spend the entire season managing the Bridgerton household.
However, they do show a bit of skin, which prevents them from being completely DOA.
The ton anxiously awaits for one of them to reveal a depressing secret.
First, however, theyll need to try something besides missionary.
Didnt Benedict accidentally see gay sex once?
Didnt he learn anything?
The Mondrichs enter the upper class
We like the Mondrichs.
But its hard to care about their storyline.
First of all, the Mondrichs have become rich without even trying.
Theres not even snobbery on anyones part Lady Danbury just acts like Mrs. Mondrich was always this rich.
And if the shows trying to stir up drama with Wills club … Well, what?
Do we see enough of these two to care if they have a lovers spat?
Its about time this show jumps the shark!
Violet Bridgerton flirts (?)
with Lady Danburys brother
Not much has transpired between Violet Bridgerton and Lady Danburys mysterious brother, Marcus Anderson.
The only reason Violet is not lower on this list is because of her dearth of prior storylines.
This is the most interesting that shes ever been.
Shes full of potential now.
She could dye her hair.
She could become a standup comedian.
She could abandon her kids and kickstart the opium movement in China.
And who are we to judge?
Are there any real consequences if she chooses him over Prince Basic?
Other than the Queen having to go out and buy a depression wig?
On the other hand, theres still the possibility that shes asexual or at least non-normative.
Is horny for music a thing?
If thats not already a Kim Petras song?
The Featherington sisters learn what sex is
I didnt foresee myself being entertained by these simple gals.
And yet, here I am, unexpectedly joyful that theyve learned how babies get made.
Eloise and Cressida make out (Just kidding … Theyre not that interesting …
Yet)
And the award for least skippable pair goes to … Eloise and Cressida!
If the tea leaves are correct, then these two are on their way to a summer of love.
After all, theyre already the most interesting pair of friends on the show.
Honestly, theres no better explanation for Eloises sudden and drastic change in personality.
I thought it was poor writing at first, but now I just think its love.
Love makes you do crazy things.
