TheScreamfilm series positions itself as the ultimate love letter to the horror movie genre.
That said, there are a number of unrealistic aspects ofScream.
How about that, huh.
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Show us one person who answers a phone call from a stranger nowadays.
In this more connected world, its getting tougher and tougher to reach people, because phones suck.
Maybe Ghostface could try Slack or assign a task on Trello.
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So, yeah, money talks we get it.
In the real world, if a cop suspects someone looks at them funny, trouble follows.
InScream, however, its a constant game of peek-a-boo and hide-and-seek with the authorities.
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Every film reveals that a person close to them has developed murderous tendencies and they are the targets.
Now, thats on their friends not them.
Yes, humans are social creatures and the strength of communities, yada yada… After all, how can someone go through life without making new friends or meeting people?
Instead, everyone waits around until the villainous monologue in the final act to find out the connection.
Its even worse in theScreamUniverse where theres a murderer born every minute.
They still party
Oh no, Jane.
Did you see theres been another Ghostface murder in town?
Thats terrible, Mike.
Its like the fourth one this week.
Yeah, its so awful.
So, anyway, are you going to Brads party tonight?
This happens all the time inScream.
Or even a costume party where everyone can come as Ghostface, because LOL.
No brain, no pain, right?
Do they ever understand that theyre dealing with the Legion of Doom and not just Lex Luthor?
How many movies do they need before they fully grasp this concept?
